Where's Mozza disappearred to?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Maurice, Mo, even Mozza to his more intimate acquaintances, returned to enchant, regale and entertain us with his wit,style and panache and then suddenly he slipped away as suddenly as he re-appearred, around 1 month ago, without any farewell, lingering, fond or otherwise...

Any sightings of our Mozza Guys?

I found him simply marvellous and great value.

I just hope he hasn't forgotten that dinner invitation that he was kind enough to offer me.....

[????]

*whispers* Alzeihmers, he'll be back

[Andystar]

prison

[woofmarkthedog]

Trapped in his little dungeon?

"Owww..... please I mean it..... Owwwch"

"I cant remember our key word, honestly"

"Mistress wont release you then, they are the masters rules"

" Erm Hobo.....no...Ouch....Erm..Rumplestilskin ....OOOouch pleeeeezeee "

W**F

*Cracks whip for the hundredth time in 6 days*

[daizie]

www.meninpain.com ?

[LegalEagle-ish]

Hehe - I think you may be right Mr Dog. His Alzeihmers makes remembering these key facts more difficult so his arse is probably black and blue by now!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Well if he doesn't return to these fine fora forthwith I'm organising a search party.

Splendid fellow, one of the old skool...

[Keef]

In all seriousness, he said he'd had health issues, so hopefully he is well.

[bigbadwolf]

I miss *Bob*.

[daizie]

really bbw ? he hardly ever says a word though .

[Tony.London Suburbs]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I miss *Bob*.

Forgive my naievety but where is "bob" ????

[LegalEagle-ish]

I'm feeling traumatised. People in my life just keep disappearing. What is going on??? *Bob*, Snorky, Maurice - come back. I can't cope with anymore heartache.

I hope old Mo is alright tho, for real. He didn't seem very well.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Calm down peeps - tis the holiday season.

[Alabama]

What's happened to Lenk? Does he disappear often?

[????]

Flounced as we're all a 'bunch of ****s - back again soon

[bigbadwolf]

daizie Wrote:

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> really bbw ? he hardly ever says a word though .

He doesn't have to. *Bob* has a very, very dry and slick sense of humour that doesn't include swearing which makes him all the more funnier.

He's incredibly funny in the simplest of ways, and I miss him.

[bigbadwolf]

I think we can all agree that we've all sometimes very nearly wet ourselves when he's on a role against the likes of Alan Dale or anyone else who wants a pop.

[Jeremy]

Keef Wrote:

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> In all seriousness, he said he'd had health issues, so hopefully he is well.

I wouldn't waste too much concern keef - obviously another "fictional" character.

[Keef]

Do you think? Back in his original posting days I thought he was genuine. I'm naive though.

[????]

can't be real....

[LegalEagle-ish]

He seemed real to me. Has anyone ever met him?

[Andystar]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> I wouldn't waste too much concern keef - obviously

> another "fictional" character.

Do people really make up fictional characters?? that just 2 much effort..

[Jeremy]

Of course they do - some are supposed to be convincing (the russian mafia/brothel episode), others not so much (PetuniaButtons). Maurice was probably somewhere in between the two.

[SeanMacGabhann]

You would think wouldn't you?

As ever, I think Jeremy has got it about right. When Moz returned recently he seemed more "genuine" than his initial incarnation

But hey, I never trust anyone who prefers anonymity on a local forum to showing their face at least once. That does't mean I don't like the persona, just that I don't trust it

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I trust this is some kind of sick joke about Mozza not being the full ticket.

He informed the World that I was "simply marvellous" which I,naturally, assumed he meant.

Was it all a ruse?

Was I the victim of a cruel jape?

Am I not "simply marvellous" at all?

Will he retract my dinner invitation? ( if he exists)....??