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Maurice, Mo, even Mozza to his more intimate acquaintances, returned to enchant, regale and entertain us with his wit,style and panache and then suddenly he slipped away as suddenly as he re-appearred, around 1 month ago, without any farewell, lingering, fond or otherwise...


Any sightings of our Mozza Guys?


I found him simply marvellous and great value.


I just hope he hasn't forgotten that dinner invitation that he was kind enough to offer me.....

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Trapped in his little dungeon?




"Owww..... please I mean it..... Owwwch"


"I cant remember our key word, honestly"


"Mistress wont release you then, they are the masters rules"


" Erm Hobo.....no...Ouch....Erm..Rumplestilskin ....OOOouch pleeeeezeee "


W**F


*Cracks whip for the hundredth time in 6 days*

daizie Wrote:

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> really bbw ? he hardly ever says a word though .



He doesn't have to. *Bob* has a very, very dry and slick sense of humour that doesn't include swearing which makes him all the more funnier.


He's incredibly funny in the simplest of ways, and I miss him.



You would think wouldn't you?


As ever, I think Jeremy has got it about right. When Moz returned recently he seemed more "genuine" than his initial incarnation


But hey, I never trust anyone who prefers anonymity on a local forum to showing their face at least once. That does't mean I don't like the persona, just that I don't trust it

I trust this is some kind of sick joke about Mozza not being the full ticket.


He informed the World that I was "simply marvellous" which I,naturally, assumed he meant.


Was it all a ruse?


Was I the victim of a cruel jape?


Am I not "simply marvellous" at all?


Will he retract my dinner invitation? ( if he exists)....??

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