Azul Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 doesn't need to cook or clean, just needs to sit on the corner and look prettythe helpful folks in the family classifieds section told me to post it here Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 'on' or 'in'? The latter suggests some kind of decorative ornament... the former a hooker. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 WANTEDHello my name is Azul and I'm enquiring after a submissive fille to show off to my crib team. She must be skilled in housekeeping and a wench in the boudoir. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 I'm confused Azul - who's going to do the cooking and cleaning? Do you have another wife? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Azul is clearly a man of taste and refinement! You have already engaged the services of a housekeeper and a cleaner?Be warned of the affects of wedding cake on the female libido... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 "Be warned of the affects of wedding cake on the female libido..."As well as Jam. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azul Posted September 1, 2009 Author Share Posted September 1, 2009 mother dulwich knows my kind well,I have been left to age in the best oak only expect the best Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Sounds ok to me Azul . How much money do you have ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azul Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 not much I tend to spend it all on girlfriends Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Nothing in it for me then . What are you after , a trophy, family acceptance , passport, visa ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azul Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 what the post says Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 If she just has to sit in the corner and look pretty why not try a mannequin? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I don't know why you would suggest such a thing dear Brendan. This could make a perfectly good opportunity for someone (bats eyelashes)... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 "If she just has to sit in the corner and look pretty why not try a mannequin?"Don't listen to Brendan. If you want something that will sit in the corner and look pretty then look no further. They even act like women in that they're beautiful but once they have you in their clutches you're finished.http://express.howstuffworks.com/gif/exp-venus-flytrap3.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 oh BBW, what did she do to you that you are so young, yet so so bitter? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 She left the toilet seat down!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azul Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 mother dulwich, anyone suitable in mind? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-243692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I think you need one of these Azulhttp://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2005/10/11/real_dolls/index.html Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7773-wanted-part-time-wife/#findComment-244178 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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