Wanted: part-time wife

[Azul]

doesn't need to cook or clean, just needs to sit on the corner and look pretty

the helpful folks in the family classifieds section told me to post it here

[????]

'on' or 'in'? The latter suggests some kind of decorative ornament... the former a hooker.

[bigbadwolf]

WANTED

Hello my name is Azul and I'm enquiring after a submissive fille to show off to my crib team. She must be skilled in housekeeping and a wench in the boudoir.

[Mick Mac]

I'm confused Azul - who's going to do the cooking and cleaning? Do you have another wife?

[dulwichmum]

Azul is clearly a man of taste and refinement! You have already engaged the services of a housekeeper and a cleaner?

Be warned of the affects of wedding cake on the female libido...

[bigbadwolf]

"Be warned of the affects of wedding cake on the female libido..."

As well as Jam.

[Azul]

mother dulwich knows my kind well,

I have been left to age in the best oak

only expect the best

[daizie]

Sounds ok to me Azul . How much money do you have ?

[Azul]

not much I tend to spend it all on girlfriends

[daizie]

Nothing in it for me then . What are you after , a trophy, family acceptance , passport, visa ?

[Azul]

what the post says

[Brendan]

If she just has to sit in the corner and look pretty why not try a mannequin?

[dulwichmum]

I don't know why you would suggest such a thing dear Brendan. This could make a perfectly good opportunity for someone (bats eyelashes)...

[bigbadwolf]

"If she just has to sit in the corner and look pretty why not try a mannequin?"

Don't listen to Brendan. If you want something that will sit in the corner and look pretty then look no further. They even act like women in that they're beautiful but once they have you in their clutches you're finished.

http://express.howstuffworks.com/gif/exp-venus-flytrap3.jpg

[RosieH]

oh BBW, what did she do to you that you are so young, yet so so bitter?

[bigbadwolf]

She left the toilet seat down!!!

[Azul]

mother dulwich, anyone suitable in mind?

[James]

I think you need one of these Azul

http://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2005/10/11/real_dolls/index.html