Help!!(cat asking for food in japanese)

[iaineasy]

my cat "whisper muesli buckets II" has been tricking me by asking for food in japanese!! She has only been doing it for a week or two, she normally only speaks english, even though she comes from the himalayas.Does anyone know how to say know how to say "no! you have had two pouches today you greedy git" in japanese? I feel so mono-lingual and I may be getting a little paranoid that she will get fat.

does anyone else have cat foibles to deal with??

damn that bilingual feline minx.

hugs

easy.

[daizie]

place your fingers on the corners of your eyes then pull so you have slanted eyes and then say 'iie yeko' fiercly

[woofmarkthedog]

Shitkate......

[iaineasy]

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place your fingers on the corners of your eyes then pull so you have slanted eyes and then say 'iie yeko' fiercly

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HAHA brilliant I will try it!! LIE YEKO okay i will let you know how it goes.

hugs

[KalamityKel]

Have you tried the whole starring her down?

[iaineasy]

yeah but I keep blinking first, Its heart breaking!

[Brendan]

Never try to stare down a cat. That?s how they steal your soul. Or is that how they steal you sole? Or perhaps it?s how they steel your soul.

I can never remember.

Got to go the cat?s calling.

[Huguenot]

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[Huguenot]

Crikey, the EDF supports double byte!

[bigbadwolf]

Iain

What you have to realise is that cats are the embodiment of the Antichrist. Cats will, as Brendan has already warned, invade your soul and eventually your very being in order to serve their every need.

I don't have pets but my neighbours have a cat who scratches me now and again and looks at me as though he would happily slit my throat for a shilling if given the chance. I'm forced to tolerate his attitude but now and again when he's sunning himself I like to take the opportunity to pour a bucket of hot (not boiling, just hot) water over the little shit. It balances the equalibrium out a bit. It also feels very satisfying.

[KalamityKel]

that's just wrong you mean and evil person wolf*! (6) WRONG!!!!

(to the pouring water over the poor little feline)

Have you thought perhaps the creature does not wish to have you bothering him? sheesh!

[iaineasy]

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Brilliant!! Although i cant say it I will show it to her. Her reading is coming along nicely!!

wolf needs some kind of therapy I think you should save that kind of behaviour for the street hawkers your missus loves so much!

Re: knock at the door

Posted by: HonaloochieB

I told the c*nt what I thought of him and c*nted him off good and proper.

I made it clear were he ever to blemish my doorstep again I'd get BigBadWolf to punch his face for him and see how he liked it.

He left my stoop paler than when he arrived, I'll tell thee that f' nowt.

[bigbadwolf]

It's not wrong or mean Kel. It's merely natural selection or the order of things, if you will.

I don't bother the cat either, far from it in fact. Last month during one of the hottest days I was walking along my road and I saw Spot (the cat) hiding under a car in the shade. He was locked out and was thirsty. I took pity on the little critter and brought him a bowl of water. Upon offering the refreshment to the little Hitler his paw shot out and tore a nasty cut on my hand and he started hissing and spitting at me.

So when I saw him hunting frogs a few days after it didn't seem unreasonable to turn the pressure washer on him.

[KalamityKel]

Wolf* you are not a demonic 5yr so cut that kind of behaviour out!

[iaineasy]

So when I saw him hunting frogs a few days after it didn't seem unreasonable to turn the pressure washer on him.

okay i shouldn't laugh but that is quite funny.

[bigbadwolf]

"Wolf* you are not a demonic 5yr so cut that kind of behaviour out!"

You should see what I do to ants with my magnifying glass.

[KalamityKel]

And spiders called spec eh?

[woofmarkthedog]

FOXIE

That cat obviously has a water phobia I'd say.

Why do cat owners have to let (throw) out there "Dear little tiddles" at night, so I can hear them spitting and meowing at each other in the alley next to my house at 3.00 am ?

Still a pot of cayenne ( 80p Sainsburys ) mixed with a little sand, spread on the path works wonders keeping all the "tiddles" warm these chilly nights.

Yum yum my paws taste Niiiiiiiiice........

Grr

W**F

[bigbadwolf]

I sometimes like to push elderly people down the escalators at London Bridge in case you were wondering. I just like to hear them "crunch", that's all.

[woofmarkthedog]

And if they are taking a cat to the vet even better ?

[daizie]

Im not so cruel . Iv'e got my eye on a much older rich gentleman, im going to give it a few months then i'll tie a bit of cheese wire at the top of the stairs .

[woofmarkthedog]

Gentleman's hygiene that bad ?

[daizie]

Whats hygiene when he's caked :)

[Windom]

cheese on the wire? to catch the mouse to catch the cat to catch the man etc etc