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bigbadwolf

bigbadwolf

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"She fancies Ray like you do BBW"


Far be it for me to say whether or not the woman behind the character dulwichmum enjoys looking at the ruff around the edges of Ray Winstones physique. I confess to not sharing these admirations of a man who constantly apologises/bangs on about being a diamond in the dirt.

bigbadwolf

bigbadwolf

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"BBW: Ray Winstone is in my opinion a fine actor.


DM: He is such a fabulous actor (swoon). He has

fists the size of cauliflowers you know...


BBW: I was perched on the scaffolding ...


DM: I am ... a 64 year old retired builder from

Penge


QED"


That is most certainly not proof that me and dulwichmum are the same person. Besides, she claims to be a brickie where as I'm a beautician and hairdresser.


I'm much further up the food chain than a mere tradesman/woman.


Really, the cheek of it!

Tony.London Suburbs

Tony.London Suburbs

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woofmarkthedog Wrote:

how much you win/ lost. Tonight for starters.


In my case woofster:


Greyhound Racing: ?509.11 Total P&L: ?509.11


Greyhound Racing Showing 1 - 11 of 11 markets


Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (?)

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : S1 575m 09-Sep-09 22:30 09-Sep-09 22:35 57.06

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A1 400m 09-Sep-09 22:13 09-Sep-09 22:16 -9.24

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A1 400m 09-Sep-09 21:57 09-Sep-09 22:01 -113.00

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A2 400m 09-Sep-09 21:41 09-Sep-09 21:45 -10.00

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A2 400m 09-Sep-09 21:25 09-Sep-09 21:28 95.10

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A3 400m 09-Sep-09 21:09 09-Sep-09 21:20 353.32

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : S4 575m 09-Sep-09 20:53 09-Sep-09 20:57 69.90

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A5 400m 09-Sep-09 20:19 09-Sep-09 20:23 -50.00

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A6 400m 09-Sep-09 20:03 09-Sep-09 20:05 -138.05

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A7 400m 09-Sep-09 19:46 09-Sep-09 19:51 131.34

Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A8 400m 09-Sep-09 19:30 09-Sep-09 19:40 122.68


?509.11 for 3 hours work after Tax.


If you can show me where I can earn more for 3 hours work then I'm all ears, big earsB)

Tony.London Suburbs

Tony.London Suburbs

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Morning Messieur Le Wolf.


Any thoughts as to where I can earn a lil "minky" this morning as I've 3 hours to spare b4 getting the riverboat into Lahndon Tawn ( get off mi barra)?:-$


I wanna get away from this gambling malarkey ( that I've made a profit on, every year since 1983 ):))

woofmarkthedog

woofmarkthedog

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Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> woofmarkthedog Wrote:

> how much you win/ lost. Tonight for starters.

>

> In my case woofster:

>

> Greyhound Racing: ?509.11 Total P&L: ?509.11

>

> Greyhound Racing Showing 1 - 11 of 11 markets

>

> Market Start time Settled date Profit/loss (?)

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : S1 575m

> 09-Sep-09 22:30 09-Sep-09 22:35 57.06

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A1 400m

> 09-Sep-09 22:13 09-Sep-09 22:16 -9.24

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A1 400m

> 09-Sep-09 21:57 09-Sep-09 22:01 -113.00

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A2 400m

> 09-Sep-09 21:41 09-Sep-09 21:45 -10.00

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A2 400m

> 09-Sep-09 21:25 09-Sep-09 21:28 95.10

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A3 400m

> 09-Sep-09 21:09 09-Sep-09 21:20 353.32

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : S4 575m

> 09-Sep-09 20:53 09-Sep-09 20:57 69.90

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A5 400m

> 09-Sep-09 20:19 09-Sep-09 20:23 -50.00

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A6 400m

> 09-Sep-09 20:03 09-Sep-09 20:05 -138.05

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A7 400m

> 09-Sep-09 19:46 09-Sep-09 19:51 131.34

> Greyhound Racing / Romfd 9th Sep : A8 400m

> 09-Sep-09 19:30 09-Sep-09 19:40 122.68

>

> ?509.11 for 3 hours work after Tax.

>

> If you can show me where I can earn more for 3

> hours work then I'm all ears, big earsB)


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Now for the losses ( TLS is a bookie, correct ?)


Please.

woofmarkthedog

woofmarkthedog

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Keef Wrote:

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> I thought it was a bit naff.


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Correct, get a geezer to attract a geezer.


Mind you take a look in the bookies on Kirkdale, there is not one person in there who I aspire to look like in any way shape or form. Most of them have the arse out of their trousers or drive a cab/ BT van.


One large bulldozer would clear the site in 5 minutes ( maybe Ray would drive it eh ?)



W**F

Tony.London Suburbs

Tony.London Suburbs

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woofmarkthedog Wrote:

>9th Sep : S4 575m

Now for the losses ( TLS is a bookie, correct ?) Please.



Wolfie, with respect thats a bit naive M8.


NOBODY ever loses on Betfair, EVERYBODY wins!!


p.s. ????/Mick Mac/Red Devil et al will confirm this.


( Especially "al")....


p.s The salient point is that if your profits exceed your losses over a period then Gambling is for you My Boy.


If someone can not bet more than they can cheerfully afford to lose, then Gambling is not for them.


btw: I'm a Bookie and a Billy Bunter ( Punter)...

dulwichmum

dulwichmum

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I simply adore the man that is Ray, King of all Winstones.


He has fingers the size of Tesco's finest sausages you know (swoon)! Yes I am a married lady, but I love the thought of being swept up in his big manly arms and huged for at least fifteen minutes, continuously. Gosh I am sure he knows how to treat a lady (smirk).


Pass the Rizzlas...

woofmarkthedog

woofmarkthedog

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Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> I thought this thread was about Betting?

>

> Whats it got to do with Ray Winstone and his

> Groupies on here?:(

>

> I'm off to The Drawing Room where, at least,

> posters stay "on track", er, as it were...


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See Tony you too are blinded by the betting!


Oh you poor fool. Actually this thread is about Ray Winstone , the "betting ad scandal" is merely the tool of his demise as it's sucked his poor vacuous soul out and replaced it with a shell of a man reading from autocue, all for a lucrative but temporary sum of money.


Ding ding , any bells ringing ?




W**F

Keef

Keef

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Yes I am a married lady, but I love the thought of being swept up in his big manly arms and huged for at least fifteen minutes, continuously.


The idea of being huged by Ray Winstone is quite delicious (and not a little breathtaking) for sure...


You'd probably smell of Eel and parsley liquor afterwards.


Good form BBW, when you get it right, you get it right.

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