*Bob* Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Secretly hate your neighbours?Embarrassing affliction?Thinking of leaving your husband?Can't get it up?A problem shared is a problem halved. So for an straight-talkin' and all-round common-sense opinion: ask *Bob*Correspondents may login under the following username and password, and thus PM their questions to *Bob* with complete anonymity.username: askbobpassword: pleasehelp Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 A problem shared with *Bob* is a problem suddenly blown out of all proportion.Before we divulge any personal info to you *Bob*, how about a little peek into your 'Pandora's box'. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246372 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Max Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Dear *Bob*A friend's new thread requires a boost after a disappointing start. Any suggestions?Ted Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Bob - I know someone who is always funnier than me. His name is Ted. What can I do to bridge the humour gap? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
askbob Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Dear Ted,I suggest you tell your friend to tell potential correspondents that they may login under the following username and password, and thus ask their questions with complete anonymity.username: askbobpassword: pleasehelp Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Bob - I know someone who is always funnier than> me. His name is Ted. What can I do to bridge the> humour gap?Dear Mick, I suggest you join the Nunhead ForumBetter to be a big fish in a small pond.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 *laughs socks off* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246383 Share on other sites More sharing options...
askbob Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Is it wrong to derive sexual pleasure from defecation and yet not be a member of the Liberal Democrat Parliamentary Party? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Dear *Bob*.I'm afflicted with the inability to start threads and have come up against brick wall cncerning this unfair impediment.Any suggestions? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 askbob Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Is it wrong to derive sexual pleasure from> defecation and yet not be a member of the Liberal> Democrat Parliamentary Party?Woof, really, was it worth the bother of logging in again? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
askbob Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Dear *Bob*I have just received my arse on a platter. Any suggestions? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Dear *Bob*,I had a beard but frankly I looked a tw*t so shaved it off. But I miss it. Help Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 askbob Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Is it wrong to derive sexual pleasure from> defecation and yet not be a member of the Liberal> Democrat Parliamentary Party?Dear Woo.. er, Anonymous,To answer your question, You don't have to be a Liberal Democrat to pays girls to defecate in their underwear for you, and then puts said panties in your briefcase and takes them home, but it helps. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Dear *Bob*I'm giggling inordinately at my desk and am failing to maintain any pretence at productivity. Please help.Dull of Virtueville Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 bigbadwolf Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Dear *Bob*.> > I'm afflicted with the inability to start threads> and have come up against brick wall cncerning this> unfair impediment.> > Any suggestions?Nope. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Dear *Bob*,> > I had a beard but frankly I looked a tw*t so> shaved it off. But I miss it. HelpDear ????,Put your hands on your hips and put your shoulders back (as if you were trying to impersonate a chicken during a game of charades). Then, with your neck fully extended (like E.T.) close your eyes, stick your chin out and PUSH. New hair should soon begin to emerge and within a week or so you'll be able to frighten small children again. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Thanks... PlusDear Bob,Will voting Labour or Conservative really give me aids? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Dear Bob,> Will voting Labour or Conservative really give me> aids?Unfortunately the answer is yes. However, voting Labour will only result in a light touch of aids. If you vote conservative, you're a gonner for sure. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7919-dear-bob-agony-uncle/#findComment-246403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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