Hello boys and girls

[LibertyBlush]

Hello east Dulwich.

I've been in the locality for a number of years and my progeny have flown the nest. I've been nudged in your direction by another lurker but I intend to ignore their shyness and engage with those of you that enjoy a good chin wag. I've been in the employ of the diplomatic service and look forward to forging engaging conversation.

Do indulge me.

[reggie]

can i have one of your chips?

[LibertyBlush]

Reggie

Forgive me for being blunt but I abhore fried food that arrives in a newspaper. Gavroche is more my fare de jour.

[Ladymuck]

Are you related to Dulwichmum?

[LibertyBlush]

Who is this Dulwichmum?

Forgive me for being unfamiliar, but is she local?

[reggie]

yeah she's right up your street

[LibertyBlush]

Why, does she own her freehold?

[Jah Lush]

Good grief! It's the BigBadWolf's pre-op trannie alter-ego.

Good evening.

[iaineasy]

Hello Liberty welcome to the forum!!!

hugs

[Tony.London Suburbs]

A very warm welcome.:)-D

Right, thats the pleasantries out of the way.

So who are you really?:)

Even I had heard of dulwichmum and I'm from Bosnia..

[karter]

LibertyBlush Wrote:

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> Why, does she own her freehold?

She does indeed. Not bad for a brickie from penge.

Welcome.:)

[woofmarkthedog]

Hi Larry

Welcome and all that, what size shoe are you ?

Where have you been holed up ? chips havn't come in news print for the last 15 years odd.

Oh yeah sorry Queen & country,

I'm soooooo forgetful these days

W**F

Oh & how's Pete Buttons these days ?

[Mick Mac]

LibertyBlush Wrote:

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> Hello east Dulwich.

>

> I've been in the locality for a number of years

> and my progeny have flown the nest. I've been

> nudged in your direction by another lurker but I

> intend to ignore their shyness and engage with

> those of you that enjoy a good chin wag. I've been

> in the employ of the diplomatic service and look

> forward to forging engaging conversation.

>

> Do indulge me.

You will need all your diplomatic skills on here Liberty.

[Narnia]

What was the name of that film? 'They shot Liberty.........'!

[Santerme]

LibertyBlush Wrote:

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> Reggie

>

> Forgive me for being blunt but I abhore fried food

> that arrives in a newspaper. Gavroche is more my

> fare de jour.

Cuisine de terroir as an opening gambit, very good!

[LibertyBlush]

Firstly, thank you all for your warm welcome.

Secondly, Jah Lush (he or she?). I found your contribution to be bizarre and unworthy of grown up discourse. Whatever would cause you to associate the character of a children's fairytale with trans gender surgery is beyond me. I shall however put it down to harmless joshing.

I spent last night reading some of the threads of discussion and have come to the conclusion that you're all a curious and witty bunch. I've encountered the dulwichmum and can confirm that we are not the same person although she is most certainly an entertaining writer.

Yes Mick Mac, it would seem that I shall have to rely on my experience in the foreign office. I know how to deal with flak though. I'm a freelance war correspondent for the British and American press.

Now, it's time for tea and scones. Toodle pip...

[Santerme]

Let's hope you are less Gung Ho that the last tit in a trance who managed to get people killed!

[LibertyBlush]

What 'tit' would that be?

[Santerme]

Self evident I would have thought, but please do not let me interrupt your afternoon tea!

[Mick Mac]

i put my flak jacket on just prior to logging on. Alls fair in love and war on this forum.

[Jah Lush]

Woof woof!

[LibertyBlush]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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Alls fair in love and war on this forum.

I should hope so.

Jah Lush. Is your baby sitter aware that you're online?

[woofmarkthedog]

Library

Do you work for the National Inquirer then? i love that specially the one with the American issue inside.....Ohh please say yes.

Ohh & you know that phrase " one coming in " ( it's army talk, but you know that ) well I just had "one going out" upstairs in the thunderbox if you catch my drift, do you understand cypher ?

Phew near miss !

W**F

[HonaloochieB]

Welcome Libby, if I may take such a liberty.

So the P have flown the N, eh? May I bold enough to ask if they're bastards? I make no judgement, I have one of my own.

In my round about way I'm trying to ascertain your availability, without implying you're a slag or nothing, that would be the furthest thing from my mind.

Believe me.

Though there's some on here as would walk over a person's reputation in uncleanened non-dubbined rugger boots. Just for kicks. And some of the blokes are almost as bad.

So any old hoo, is there a Mr Blush? I think we should be told.

And if he exists, does he know where I live?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Interupttion to thread:

Dear Hb - saddle soap is much more effective than dubbin.

Yours truly,

Old Wife