Hello boys and girls

[bigbadwolf]

Hello Liberty.

Can I just say that I love your username.

[HonaloochieB]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Interupttion to thread:

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> Dear Hb - saddle soap is much more effective than

> dubbin.

>

> Yours truly,

>

> Old Wife

Cheers for that PGC.

The next time I play pretend rugby with my made up 15, (named the 'Roaring Boys', the other non-existent 14 weren't keen, but I had the sham casting vote) I'll be sure and certain to visit a load of old cobblers shop and pretend to purchase a tin of saddle soap.

Actually bollocks to all that I'll pretend to nick it and the imaginary shopkeeper can run after me while I show him a clean pair of heels. In my mind the heels are attached to a pair of deep purple Church's brogues. But there I go being fanciful.

Any way where was I? Oh, the imaginary shopkeeper chases me for a few hundred yards, but I outrun him (yea right) and ends up shaking his fist ineffectually at my rapidly disappearing back (yea f@cking right)

Any way I get home all exhausted and that, and what's waiting on the doorstep for me?

Only the new Beatles remastered box set, autographed by all four of the Beatles.

Don't know how they manage it, but I'm glad that they do.

Love Me Do? Not something I'd admit to in mixed company.

Help? I'll have all I can get thanks.

Ticket To Ride? Uncanny, it's like they knew the Oyster card was going to happen.Gives me goosebumps.

[LibertyBlush]

Mr HonaloochieB.

I'm a married woman but a man of your comedic abilities shouldn't see himself single for very long.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Mono I trust.

[Mick Mac]

LibertyBlush Wrote:

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> Mr HonaloochieB.

>

> I'm a married woman but a man of your comedic

> abilities shouldn't see himself single for very

> long.

Don't you know LB a sense of humour will not get a man anywhere with a girl. A girlfriend/wife is the only person in a man's life who does not find him funny.

That's my experience anyway - these women train themselves to roll their eyes rather than laugh - they get so good at it that it becomes an automatic response to even the funniest things. Its an amazing skill. My wife is really good at it.

[Santerme]

Do you mean my wife spent the last two weeks faking it?

[Mick Mac]

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[HonaloochieB]

LibertyBlush Wrote:

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> Mr HonaloochieB.

>

> I'm a married woman but a man of your comedic

> abilities shouldn't see himself single for very

> long.

Libby, I tip my hat and waggle a glass in your general direction for one of the finest pieces of sarcasm it's been my pleasure to receive.

Skol!

[HonaloochieB]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> LibertyBlush Wrote:

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> > Mr HonaloochieB.

> >

> > I'm a married woman but a man of your comedic

> > abilities shouldn't see himself single for very

> > long.

>

>

> Don't you know LB a sense of humour will not get a

> man anywhere with a girl. A girlfriend/wife is

> the only person in a man's life who does not find

> him funny.

> That's my experience anyway - these women train

> themselves to roll their eyes rather than laugh -

> they get so good at it that it becomes an

> automatic response to even the funniest things.

> Its an amazing skill. My wife is really good at

> it.

And when someone close to you says "That's funny" accompanied by a tight-lipped smile, where once there was a thrown-back-headed throaty 'come to bed' sort of laugh, it just makes you want to go dancing in traffic, doesn't it?

Or something or other.

[Jah Lush]

LibertyBlush Wrote:

> Jah Lush. Is your baby sitter aware that you're

> online?

Good afternoon Larry, loving your witty banter.

I'm at liberty and you're blushing.

[dulwichmum]

Well, look who we have here! And trying to lead the men of East Dulwich on too...

http://www.oregonwild.org/about/blog/who2019s-afraid-of-the-big-bad-wolf/image

If Liberty Flush is a woman, well then I am a retired brickie from Penge!

[Jah Lush]

Ha ha! Very good DM.

[dulwichmum]

Let's see now, soon BBW will be flirting with LibertyFlush and they would be engaged in acts of mutual ...er... admiration. I just wish that this young man would confine his fantasies to the privacy of his top bunk from now on. The musings of an adolescent boy are not really for me...

[bigbadwolf]

There wont be any flirting between me and something I know nothing of. I don't know what I've done to deserve this but I've got nothing to do with it.

[Mick Mac]

Poor BBW. I for one believe him.

DM is not happy that someone else might be stealing her persona and being quite good at it. Although DM was the "original and best" (a bit like Jacobs crackers).

[bigbadwolf]

Let's see now, soon D.M will be flirting with the notion that LibertyFlush would be engaged in acts of mutual ...er... admiration. I just wish that this middle aged woman would confine her fantasies to the privacy of her bathroom from now on. The grabby desperation of an old witch are not really for me...

[bigbadwolf]

Well look what we have here! And trying to lead the men of East Dulwich on too...

http://images.npg.org.uk/264_325/7/9/mw67579.jpg

If D.M is as 'glossy' as she makes out then I'm Pip.

Really D.M, what great expectations I once had of you.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

Really D.M, what great expectations I once had of you.

What the Dickens is this about bbw?

If you had Great Expectations of DM, perhaps she has fallen on Hard Times...

[bigbadwolf]

I wish she'd fall on hard facts rather than pursue my defamation.

[HonaloochieB]

Pursue your defamation, BBW?

On my oath, I cackle into m' crooked arm.