bigbadwolf Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Hello Liberty.Can I just say that I love your username. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Interupttion to thread:> > Dear Hb - saddle soap is much more effective than> dubbin.> > Yours truly,> > Old WifeCheers for that PGC. The next time I play pretend rugby with my made up 15, (named the 'Roaring Boys', the other non-existent 14 weren't keen, but I had the sham casting vote) I'll be sure and certain to visit a load of old cobblers shop and pretend to purchase a tin of saddle soap.Actually bollocks to all that I'll pretend to nick it and the imaginary shopkeeper can run after me while I show him a clean pair of heels. In my mind the heels are attached to a pair of deep purple Church's brogues. But there I go being fanciful. Any way where was I? Oh, the imaginary shopkeeper chases me for a few hundred yards, but I outrun him (yea right) and ends up shaking his fist ineffectually at my rapidly disappearing back (yea f@cking right)Any way I get home all exhausted and that, and what's waiting on the doorstep for me?Only the new Beatles remastered box set, autographed by all four of the Beatles.Don't know how they manage it, but I'm glad that they do.Love Me Do? Not something I'd admit to in mixed company.Help? I'll have all I can get thanks.Ticket To Ride? Uncanny, it's like they knew the Oyster card was going to happen.Gives me goosebumps. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LibertyBlush Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 Mr HonaloochieB. I'm a married woman but a man of your comedic abilities shouldn't see himself single for very long. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247280 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Mono I trust. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 LibertyBlush Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Mr HonaloochieB. > > I'm a married woman but a man of your comedic> abilities shouldn't see himself single for very> long.Don't you know LB a sense of humour will not get a man anywhere with a girl. A girlfriend/wife is the only person in a man's life who does not find him funny. That's my experience anyway - these women train themselves to roll their eyes rather than laugh - they get so good at it that it becomes an automatic response to even the funniest things. Its an amazing skill. My wife is really good at it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santerme Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Do you mean my wife spent the last two weeks faking it? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247287 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 . Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 LibertyBlush Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Mr HonaloochieB. > > I'm a married woman but a man of your comedic> abilities shouldn't see himself single for very> long.Libby, I tip my hat and waggle a glass in your general direction for one of the finest pieces of sarcasm it's been my pleasure to receive.Skol! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> LibertyBlush Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Mr HonaloochieB. > > > > I'm a married woman but a man of your comedic> > abilities shouldn't see himself single for very> > long.> > > Don't you know LB a sense of humour will not get a> man anywhere with a girl. A girlfriend/wife is> the only person in a man's life who does not find> him funny. > That's my experience anyway - these women train> themselves to roll their eyes rather than laugh -> they get so good at it that it becomes an> automatic response to even the funniest things.> Its an amazing skill. My wife is really good at> it.And when someone close to you says "That's funny" accompanied by a tight-lipped smile, where once there was a thrown-back-headed throaty 'come to bed' sort of laugh, it just makes you want to go dancing in traffic, doesn't it?Or something or other. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 LibertyBlush Wrote:> Jah Lush. Is your baby sitter aware that you're> online?Good afternoon Larry, loving your witty banter. I'm at liberty and you're blushing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Well, look who we have here! And trying to lead the men of East Dulwich on too... http://www.oregonwild.org/about/blog/who2019s-afraid-of-the-big-bad-wolf/imageIf Liberty Flush is a woman, well then I am a retired brickie from Penge! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Ha ha! Very good DM. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Let's see now, soon BBW will be flirting with LibertyFlush and they would be engaged in acts of mutual ...er... admiration. I just wish that this young man would confine his fantasies to the privacy of his top bunk from now on. The musings of an adolescent boy are not really for me... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 There wont be any flirting between me and something I know nothing of. I don't know what I've done to deserve this but I've got nothing to do with it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Poor BBW. I for one believe him. DM is not happy that someone else might be stealing her persona and being quite good at it. Although DM was the "original and best" (a bit like Jacobs crackers). Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Let's see now, soon D.M will be flirting with the notion that LibertyFlush would be engaged in acts of mutual ...er... admiration. I just wish that this middle aged woman would confine her fantasies to the privacy of her bathroom from now on. The grabby desperation of an old witch are not really for me... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Well look what we have here! And trying to lead the men of East Dulwich on too...http://images.npg.org.uk/264_325/7/9/mw67579.jpgIf D.M is as 'glossy' as she makes out then I'm Pip. Really D.M, what great expectations I once had of you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 bigbadwolf Wrote:Really D.M, what great expectations I once had of you.What the Dickens is this about bbw?If you had Great Expectations of DM, perhaps she has fallen on Hard Times... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I wish she'd fall on hard facts rather than pursue my defamation. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Pursue your defamation, BBW?On my oath, I cackle into m' crooked arm. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7946-hello-boys-and-girls/page/2/#findComment-247544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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