The best things in life are free

[HonaloochieB]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I know it wasn't free, but does anyone remember

> back in the early 90's the tabloids would carry an

> offer that would allow you a ferry crossing for

> ?1.

I think that was in the short-lived News On Sunday or whatever it was called.

Even I wasn't common enough to read that.

Jesus you have to have standards. Even if it's only Evening ones.

[bigbadwolf]

Oh very funny you lot, ha ha.

I was only little and I used to see them on the T.V before Lovejoy. I'd never been abroad either so it looked very exciting at the time.

[daizie]

Guess what, it was :))

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Imagine my excitement when I discovered that today

> the Mail on Sunday was printing an exclusive

> extract of the latest Dan Brown novel. stae

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The Mail anyday..............For F**K sake it's a sh*thole piece of journalism.

Loose weight now are supermodels to skinny watch out eastern europeans are taking over the police state is good see your star prediction

W**F

[bigbadwolf]

Oh I see. I'm picked on for being the youngest again am I?

Well at least I've never used pre-decimal currency at duty free!!

[RosieH]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> RosieH Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Imagine my excitement when I discovered that

> today

> > the Mail on Sunday was printing an exclusive

> > extract of the latest Dan Brown novel. stae

>

> --------------------------------------------------

> -------

>

> The Mail anyday..............For F**K sake it's a

> sh*thole piece of journalism.

Woof, are you kidding me?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

RosieH Wrote:

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

Woof, are you kidding me?

Forgive him Rosie for he doth not know what he says...

[RosieH]

Come now Tony, even you can't read the Mail (I'm not sure it won't be &$@*!ed on the EDF)

[Tony.London Suburbs]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Come now Tony, even you can't read the Mail (I'm

> not sure it won't be &$@*!ed on the EDF)

Stopped buying papers 5 years ago when I received my 7 week bill for over ?100....

End of game for me and I haven't missed them one iota...

[SeanMacGabhann]

Arguably, Tony, arguably

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH Wrote:

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> woofmarkthedog Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > RosieH Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > Imagine my excitement when I discovered that

> > today

> > > the Mail on Sunday was printing an exclusive

> > > extract of the latest Dan Brown novel. stae

> >

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -------

> >

> > The Mail anyday..............For F**K sake it's

> a

> > sh*thole piece of journalism.

>

> Woof, are you kidding me?

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RosieH

Kidding ?

I would rather tie a rope round my scrotum and be dragged naked by a lame goat across the abrasive quartzite surface of the Hindu Kush in the depths of a hard winter than read that paper, as for Dan Brown his pages could make a fire to warm the goat.

W**F

[Brendan]

Wh**sh.

[RosieH]

Woof - well yeah, derrrr - kind of the entire point of the thread.

[Moos]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

> I would rather tie a rope round my scrotum and be

> dragged naked by a lame goat across the abrasive

> quartzite surface of the Hindu Kush in the depths

> of a hard winter than read that paper, as for Dan

> Brown his pages could make a fire to warm the

> goat.

>

>

> W**F

My goodness. I'd rather read almost anything than be dragged naked across the quarzite blahdiblah. I think you need to rethink your principles. It's just a paper.

[bigbadwolf]

"My goodness. I'd rather read almost anything than be dragged naked across the quarzite blahdiblah. I think you need to rethink your principles. It's just a paper."

Moos.

If given the choice between being dragged by your hair by a lame goat across the quarzite surface of the Hindu kush or reading the contents of my diary from my formative teenage years which would you choose?

Think carefully now.

[RosieH]

Good god man, does your ego know no bounds?

[bigbadwolf]

Believe me Rosie when I say that in my dairy there were next to no conquests to massage any ego of any description. As Dulwichmum would put it, "Adolescent musings from the top bunk".

Mainly a lot of playing "hard to get", with myself.

[woofmarkthedog]

As my mother said many times

"I've told you a million times not to exaggerate"

I may or may not have taken this excellent advice & applied it but.....

W**F

[iaineasy]

As Dulwichmum would put it, "Adolescent musings from the top bunk".

Mainly a lot of playing "hard to get", with myself.

Mainly a lot of playing "hard to get", with myself.

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get a grip man.

[woofmarkthedog]

iaineasy Wrote:

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> As Dulwichmum would put it, "Adolescent musings

> from the top bunk".

>

> Mainly a lot of playing "hard to get", with

> myself.

>

>

>

> Mainly a lot of playing "hard to get", with

> myself.

> --------------------

>

> get a grip man.

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Left or right hand Iaineasy ?

W**F