Trapped in lift with a 'Celebrity' Chef?

[computedshorty]

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[Tony.London Suburbs]

The admirable point about Worrell-thingy is that he makes no attempt to disguise the fact that he is an arrogant aerosol of the highest degree...got to be him and Fanny Craddock.

[????]

C'mon Tone...I have you down as a Galloping Gourmet kind of fella

[Mick Mac]

Annasfield Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> > I reckon Delia is a boss in the bedroom. Or she

> > screams a lot.

>

>

> "Lets be having you"

:)) Hate to picture it but funny though.

[bigbadwolf]

I wonder what else Delia does with an egg whisk whilst in her own company, or a rolling pin for that matter.

[Annasfield]

Turkey baster......?

[RosieH]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Come to think of it, I can think of no greater

> analogy for living in East Dulwich than that of

> being trapped in a lift with Hugh

> Fearnley-Whittingstall.

Oh dear, I've become an ED cliche. If I were stuck in a lift with Hugh, I suspect I might want to do rude things with him - he scrubs up quite nicely, and I suspect doesn't smell of wee and entrails as his appearance used to suggest.

BBW - Heston, really interesting and nice guy, I think he'd be a dream.

[Mick Mac]

Orange juicer?

[Muley]

While you're busy debating lift-shares with chefs, those two wrong'uns from 'Masterchef' are probably busy robbing your house.

I mean, just look at them...

[bigbadwolf]

"Oh dear, I've become an ED cliche. If I were stuck in a lift with Hugh, I suspect I might want to do rude things with him."

Could you really bring yourself to eat battery farmed chicken and fried chips from KFC in front of the poor man whilst you lick your lips?

"BBW - Heston, really interesting and nice guy, I think he'd be a dream."

Really? He looks like an earth worm to me.

[RosieH]

Greg Wallace has no right to judge Masterchef - he's a fecking greengrocer and I want to smack his stupid round leering robbing-your-house-while-you're-busy-in-the-lift head every time I see him.

Nothing against greengrocers, but I wouldn't let someone who sold crayons judge the Turner prize either.

[????]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Greg Wallace has no right to judge Masterchef -

> he's a fecking greengrocer and I want to smack his

> stupid round leering

> robbing-your-house-while-you're-busy-in-the-lift

> head every time I see him.

>

> Nothing against greengrocers, but I wouldn't let

> someone who sold crayons judge the Turner prize

> either.

He's from Peckham too.....I bet he's Millwall to boot

[RosieH]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> "BBW - Heston, really interesting and nice guy, I

> think he'd be a dream."

>

>

> Really? He looks like an earth worm to me.

Not to do rude things with! To talk to. He really is very interesting (if tight - went for a meeting with him once at the Hind's Head at lunchtime; was licking my KFC covered lips in anticipation of some delicious treats; nada, nothing, not a sausage - I even had to buy my own bloody bag of crisps!)

[Mick Mac]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Greg Wallace has no right to judge Masterchef -

> he's a fecking greengrocer and I want to smack his

> stupid round leering

> robbing-your-house-while-you're-busy-in-the-lift

> head every time I see him.

>

> Nothing against greengrocers, but I wouldn't let

> someone who sold crayons judge the Turner prize

> either.

Never underrate the humble Greengrocer:

http://www.morethings.com/images/margaret_thatcher/margaret-thatcher-300.jpg

[RosieH]

Thought she was a chemist / barrister...

[bigbadwolf]

Daughter of a greengrocer. Chemist by trade Prime Minster by night.

[woofmarkthedog]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Orangutan?

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No Orangutan means "Old man of the forest " and this bestows some kind of status and respect upon the incumbent beast.

The Ginger Bee Gee is just a nasally twit.

W**F

[RosieH]

Daughter of a grocer. Chemist then barrister by trade. Prime Minister by night.

Meh.

[Ted Max]

http://www.herecomestheboss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/gregchomp.gif

[*Bob*]

Personally I feel Masterchef has gone downhill since they started using those two car mechanics as presenters, and decided to soundtrack the show entirely with a trance CD from 1998.

[Ted Max]

Torode's vodka sweats are truly alarming. I find myself wishing someone would sit him down with a cup of tea and the number of a good rehab centre, not force him to front a prime time TV show in front of millions.

[*Bob*]

I feel they ought to consider a return to the old, classic format - perhaps even with Grossman 'deliberating, cogitating and masturbating' over the dishes (or wheteever urt wurse he sared)

[Ted Max]

Terrified housewives in ruff collars and pearls spatchcocking Poulet de Bresse while Lloyd leers at their champignons in tarragon cream.

(No doubt we're about two posts from someone linking to the Reeves & Mortimer sketch)

[iaineasy]

cooking animals right

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bobs cooking with gas today hahaa very funny.

[red devil]

Champignons in tarragon cream!, Ted's gone all Elizabeth David on us...