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Annasfield Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> -----

> > I reckon Delia is a boss in the bedroom. Or she

> > screams a lot.

>

>

> "Lets be having you"


:)) Hate to picture it but funny though.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Come to think of it, I can think of no greater

> analogy for living in East Dulwich than that of

> being trapped in a lift with Hugh

> Fearnley-Whittingstall.



Oh dear, I've become an ED cliche. If I were stuck in a lift with Hugh, I suspect I might want to do rude things with him - he scrubs up quite nicely, and I suspect doesn't smell of wee and entrails as his appearance used to suggest.


BBW - Heston, really interesting and nice guy, I think he'd be a dream.

"Oh dear, I've become an ED cliche. If I were stuck in a lift with Hugh, I suspect I might want to do rude things with him."



Could you really bring yourself to eat battery farmed chicken and fried chips from KFC in front of the poor man whilst you lick your lips?



"BBW - Heston, really interesting and nice guy, I think he'd be a dream."



Really? He looks like an earth worm to me.

Greg Wallace has no right to judge Masterchef - he's a fecking greengrocer and I want to smack his stupid round leering robbing-your-house-while-you're-busy-in-the-lift head every time I see him.


Nothing against greengrocers, but I wouldn't let someone who sold crayons judge the Turner prize either.

RosieH Wrote:

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> Greg Wallace has no right to judge Masterchef -

> he's a fecking greengrocer and I want to smack his

> stupid round leering

> robbing-your-house-while-you're-busy-in-the-lift

> head every time I see him.

>

> Nothing against greengrocers, but I wouldn't let

> someone who sold crayons judge the Turner prize

> either.


He's from Peckham too.....I bet he's Millwall to boot

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> "BBW - Heston, really interesting and nice guy, I

> think he'd be a dream."

>

>

> Really? He looks like an earth worm to me.


Not to do rude things with! To talk to. He really is very interesting (if tight - went for a meeting with him once at the Hind's Head at lunchtime; was licking my KFC covered lips in anticipation of some delicious treats; nada, nothing, not a sausage - I even had to buy my own bloody bag of crisps!)

RosieH Wrote:

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> Greg Wallace has no right to judge Masterchef -

> he's a fecking greengrocer and I want to smack his

> stupid round leering

> robbing-your-house-while-you're-busy-in-the-lift

> head every time I see him.

>

> Nothing against greengrocers, but I wouldn't let

> someone who sold crayons judge the Turner prize

> either.


Never underrate the humble Greengrocer:

http://www.morethings.com/images/margaret_thatcher/margaret-thatcher-300.jpg

Brendan Wrote:

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> Orangutan?


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No Orangutan means "Old man of the forest " and this bestows some kind of status and respect upon the incumbent beast.


The Ginger Bee Gee is just a nasally twit.




W**F

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