best places to live in East Dulwich

[Nigee]

Hello,

New to the forum, looking to move to East Dulwich. I'm looking for a property,

have approx a million cash to spend (so don't need a mortgage) can anyone recommend where

i can find decent properites in this price range. Looking for a 4 maybe 5 bed detatched property.

Look forward to your hearing your views.

Cheers the Nigee.

[HonaloochieB]

Oih Enfield! Stop trying to revive your Loadsamoney character in the guise of 'the' Nigee.

I appreciate the muse is not so strong these days, but if you think you can recycle an eighties stereotype, ON HERE! NOW! THEN, MY SON YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN!

Anyway, tell Paul I send hugs.

[Mick Mac]

Ok Nigee - for a Million, you have forced my hand and you can have my house. I'm ready to sell it to you tonight. Just wait until I see if I can wake the kids.

[giggirl]

Is that you Snorkey? How you bin?

[daizie]

I am the hot property in SE22 :)

[Nigee]

Sorry you have got me confused with someone else, I am being serious.

I really want to move to ED and do have the amount mentioned to invest.

Sorry didn't mean to confuse anyone.

Any advice would really be very much appreciated.

But i do see the funny side of your posts.

Thanks Nigee.

[Nigee]

Daizie, sounds like you are the one to find me a property. I'm not taking the Michael.

But your post has really made me laugh. :-)

[*Bob*]

Gosh Nigee, that's tricky one.

Let's start at the top.

How many kitchens do you need? Two or three?

Are you a regular churchgoer?

Can you live without underground parking?

What colour beard do you own?

Have you ever 'knocked through' and regretted it?

[Jeremy]

You might be hard pressed to find a nice place in ED for a million.

But it just so happens that I have a nice place in the area which I could part with for that amount... let me know...

[Mick Mac]

Join the queue Jeremy.

[Jeremy]

Oh yeah... I didn't see that you got in there first.

OK, ?990,000. But that's my final offer.

[Mick Mac]

Sorry, I'm not settling for a penny less that the big 1M. I'm sure my little house is worth it.

[Nigee]

i'm looking for 4/5 beds, one Kitchen, parking for 2 cars. I know you think i'm joking but i'm being serious.

it's good to see you all have a good sense of humour. I don't want to spend more than the amount specified as i don't want to take on any debt (mortgage)

Any serious suggestions would be very welcome.

Thanks.

[*Bob*]

Well, Nigee - I was roughly in the same boat as you a few years back, financially speaking.

I thought long and hard about it and - in the end - bought fourteen bedsits in Dawson's Heights, which I rent-out to Chinese students.

I spent the remainder on a new caravan, where I live with my Mother, in the car park of The Plough.

[Nigee]

You are really a crazy bunch, listen i have the money, that's not an issue.

a million isn't that much these day's anyway, I can prove it,not that i should have to,

If anyone can give me the name of a good agent that would probably be enough for me to be getting on with.

This isn't a joke post i am 100% serious and have nothing to hide, so any serious suggestions are welomed.

Thanks Nigee

[Nigee]

Bob i reckon you are on drugs, what with you mad post. you have to be on something.

[SimonM]

Well 3 months ago you could have had Linda Barker's place for ?1 million (less the cost of a pizza).....

[Jah Lush]

Bob's on benefits Nigee.

[????]

Detached house? East Dulwich? Place opposite the Herne...that's your lot Snorky

[SteveT]

I would suggest you move this to the estate agent thread, where I am sure one of whom will be delighted to seperate you from your substantial wad.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'm happy to research this for you Nigee, being on the spot, ear to the ground and all that. Twenty percent finder's fee ok with you?

[louisiana]

Woodwarde, Dovercourt - nearer the Village

Mostly semi, not detached.

But you're going to be hard pressed to find parking for two cars at that price.

South side of Mount Adon Park mostly have double garages at the road level, but they don't often come up for sale and some - I have heard - suffer from subsidence.

Quite a few at eastern end of Court Lane have plenty of parking off-road, but houses/properties not so nice in my view.

[Nigee]

Many thanks Louisiana.

[Mick Mac]

Try Harver and Wheeler, Spencer Kennedy and Pickwick Estates for that money.

Not much in ED goes to that price. Unless you include the SE22 houses on the village side of Dulwich Library, which are ED in postcode only.

[Brendan]

You?re best bet for finding detached houses that big in the area are, either the Mamora Road area or the Court Lane Woodware Road area.

Or perhaps Mt Adon Park.