Single men in East D?

[daizie]

Tell me about it SteveT!! Turn up anywhere with Mr Right Now, and they're everywhere AND looking . Its always the way.

[rcmacf]

Maybe I need to invest in a miss right now, then? Who's up?

[daizie]

rcmacf it sounds as though you need to be taken in hand ..

[rcmacf]

Right now you could take me in hand or any other part you see fit. I note that you are not offering, merely pointing out. Mouth, trousers.

[Ladymuck]

rcmacf Wrote:

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> Right now you could take me in hand or any other

> part you see fit. I note that you are not

> offering, merely pointing out. Mouth, trousers.

Your call Daizie - I believe...I dare you...

*clutches aching stomach from too much laughter (and checks incontinence pads)*

[rcmacf]

Bugger this, I'm off back to Clapham.

[daizie]

Clapham has nothing IMO it is 'try hard central'

[brum]

rcmacf Wrote:

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> Bugger this, I'm off back to Clapham.

*Brum picks up bat and strides back to the crease...*

[rcmacf]

brum Wrote:

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> rcmacf Wrote:

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> > Bugger this, I'm off back to Clapham.

>

>

> *Brum picks up bat and strides back to the

> crease...*

Good on you, sir. Somebody needs to soften them up before I start throwing my balls their way.

[brum]

No problem. It'll take some big bouncers to tickle my stumps.

[daizie]

The mind absolutely boggles, is it just me, or are you refering to a t1t w@nk?

[brum]

its just you

[rcmacf]

Hope so.

[brum]

daizie Wrote:

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> The mind absolutely boggles, is it just me, or are

> you refering to a t1t w@nk?

I'm pleased my post made your mind boggle. In my mind, 'bouncers' and 'tickling stumps' in one sentence just sounded funny - it took a boggling mind to do the rest...

[daizie]

Anyway, id rather be up all night laughing than shagging .

[brum]

Both would make your eyes water ::o

[mazza7103]

i've just been on smooch.com for the last half an hour and already have 2 dates!!!!!

[mazza7103]

i've just been on smooch.com for the last half an hour and already have 2 dates!!!!!

[daizie]

Good luck, let us know how you feel once you've met them .

[daizie]

Good luck, let us know how you feel once you've met them .

[mazza7103]

ooo i'm retreating quickly into a corner. some weirdos on there.

it did bring up a point. at 28, nearly 29 is it too much to ask that the man i see doesnt already have children. is it too much to ask, really?

[daizie]

ooo im not sure. Depends what you are willing to put-up with i guess. I dont want a man in his 40's with young kids as many in my age group seem to have

[skidmarks]

Only blokes I know on those websites are married already!

[daizie]

Yes! Or single for a very good reason..

[mazza7103]

yeah its just. you go out, especially in Dulwich and no one mingles. I love the Bishop and the Gowlett but no one mixes at all. I know its the Holy Grail but how do you meet people these days