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Muley Wrote:

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> >

> "Yes sir. Sorry sir. But sir, Louisa started it

> sir, by being 'orrible to everyone, sir. Is it

> true she's Satan's little helper, sir? Sorry sir,

> I meant Santa, sir.

>

> Sir, sir, will you be dressing up as Santa again

> this year, sir?"


Just try and stop me.

Throughout the year I have selflessly and at great personal expense invested a large amount of money in local pubs in order to cultivate a face as rubicund as the breast of our old friend the robin.

And of course my figure is such that I have no need of padding in order to convince any room that Santa Claus has indeed come to town.


Just beard, suit and boots, and I be good to go, motherfucker.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Just beard, suit and boots, and I be good to go,

> motherfucker.


Hilarious! There's something about Christmas that brings out the vintage best in Mr. B.


(surprised, though, that the swearogram doesn't rule out motherfucker - ooh look, I did it again).


it does now - The Administrator

Yeah! A sweary Santa wih whisky on his breath! My kids will surely be sitting on your knee (though they are 18 and 24, so I'll understand if they go one at a time rather than one on each knee).



18 and 24 stone in weight, that is. I mean, taking one's grown up offspring to see Santa would surely just be inappropiate parenting?

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Muley Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > >

> > "Yes sir. Sorry sir. But sir, Louisa started it

> > sir, by being 'orrible to everyone, sir. Is it

> > true she's Satan's little helper, sir? Sorry

> sir,

> > I meant Santa, sir.




> >

> > Sir, sir, will you be dressing up as Santa

> again

> > this year, sir?"

>

> Just try and stop me.

> Throughout the year I have selflessly and at great

> personal expense invested a large amount of money

> in local pubs in order to cultivate a face as

> rubicund as the breast of our old friend the

> robin.

> And of course my figure is such that I have no

> need of padding in order to convince any room that

> Santa Claus has indeed come to town.

>

> Just beard, suit and boots, and I be good to go,

> @#$%&.


Well I am looking for a Mrs Claus and I can provide the costume HonaloochieB, just give me the nod.>:D<

From Anne Summers maybe;-)

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> monica Wrote:

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> -----

> > Well I am looking for a Mrs Claus and I can

> > provide the costume HonaloochieB, just give me

> the

> > nod.>:D > From Anne Summers maybe;-)

>

> HB in fishnets?


Once again I remind myself to TURN THE WEBCAM OFF!

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Ladymuck Wrote:

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> HB in fishnets?



HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Once again I remind myself to TURN THE WEBCAM OFF!



Too late!

*runs off screaming, hands over eyes*

Im about to order a bulk amount of fishnets, LM do you want a pair, shall I get a pair for PC Mick Bell too??? So much to do and so little time to do it in. HonaloochieB I have you down for a few with a fruity little red number to go with it.>:D

monica Wrote:

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> Im about to order a bulk amount of fishnets, LM do

> you want a pair


Erm, I think I'll pass thank you...think loo-brush stuffed down each stocking...not pretty...I would have to keep moving otherwise Doris the Donkey would think me a bum-scratcher! Far far better on HB, I assure you.


Appreciate the thought though.


*stifles a laugh*

Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Just beard, suit and boots, and I be good to

> go,

> > @#$%&.

>

> Hilarious! There's something about Christmas that

> brings out the vintage best in Mr. B.

>

> (surprised, though, that the swearogram doesn't

> rule out @#$%& - ooh look, I did it again).

>

> it does now - The Administrator


It cool Admin, me an' my homegirl Moos, we be all repentant an' es aitch one tee.

We won't be bringing our trash mouth round yo' house no more.


Whose house? Admin's house.


I SAID WHOSE HOUSE?? ADMINS HOUSE!!...

monica Wrote:

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> Im about to order a bulk amount of fishnets, LM do

> you want a pair, shall I get a pair for PC Mick

> Bell too??? So much to do and so little time to do

> it in. HonaloochieB I have you down for a few with

> a fruity little red number to go with it.>:D<


Sounds good to me, I've been told my calves are of such quality they'll bring prodigal sons in from miles around.

Hello Monica,


A friend of mine (from North London - hiss hiss!) is interested in your Santa's parade...do you have a sort of timetable of events or something which I could email her? Don't worry if not.


And just to reiterate what I said before...thank you for all you hard work and for making ED all the better for it.


xx

Hi All

Just an update on the parade, please obviously wrap up warm because the weather is going to be chilly, and bring an umbrella.

We would also like the parents participating in the parade to bring empty jam jars, we would like to light the parade with candles, so any spare jam jars will be great, we will provide the tea lights/candles.

The parade will also have a cordon around it for the children and parents to keep within and hold on to. The escorting officers will also be holding the cordon and directing the traffic around the parade. If you are travelling in to East Dulwich for the parade, please come by public transport. I have notified the AA of the parade, so hopefully motorists who are visiting the Area, should have fair warning.

And Finally I hope you enjoy the experience, I will be on parade duty with my fellow Angel Hannah singing and wishing you all a Very Merry Christmas.

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