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It is still undergoing testing and just to clarify, it is a tube that plugs into the USB slot of the keyboard which you must blow into every 30 minutes to be allowed access to the forum. To stop people getting their sober family member to blow into the tube, the tube will check that the correct mouth is blowing the tune by means of a microchip implant into the lower lip which will come free with forum membership. An intravenous drip version will also be available (for a small fee) to users who find it difficult to regularly to breathe into a tube.
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