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[????]

...any joy with the prototype Admin? I reckon it will reduce posts by half, cut out the arguments and you won't hear a peep out of me gone 8pm

[Brendan]

I was thinking about starting a thread called ?drunk in charge of a keyboard? or ?The drunk posting confessional? or somesuch where people can dig up all the rants, emotional gushings and complete nonsense they have posted while drunk.

[Administrator]

It is still undergoing testing and just to clarify, it is a tube that plugs into the USB slot of the keyboard which you must blow into every 30 minutes to be allowed access to the forum. To stop people getting their sober family member to blow into the tube, the tube will check that the correct mouth is blowing the tune by means of a microchip implant into the lower lip which will come free with forum membership. An intravenous drip version will also be available (for a small fee) to users who find it difficult to regularly to breathe into a tube.

[Ted Max]

After you've done that perhaps you can sort out a Forum spell checker?

*Looks up*

[Brendan]

Spelling correctly is hardly in keeping with the spirit* of this thread is it?

*geddit?

[Moos]

Oh, look vod you've gone and done.

[????]

That's fighting talk Ted, when I've had a few sharpeners I'll be looking for a straightner

[Ted Max]

Aw, did you get caught in the rain this morning, Quids?

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[????]

I've tried ironing

[TillieTrotter]

Please god no....I'd been named and shamed immediately, or would I, I really can't remember.

[????]

Any news? I suggest the prototype is trialled on Mick Mac's computer.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I think CrystalClear is running a test at the moment.

[????]

any more news on this? Come on, get your finger out