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After BRUM's rather disturbing confession about BBF in the 'hot single men' thread it made me wonder about:

1. How to change the color

2. What makes it form (Hairy belly button)

3. Does it matter what color hair you have

4. Do Ladies create it

5. What is its purpose in life


and finally


6. Is it safe to eat


I am forming a study group of men and women to discuss and debate this at great length over alcohol.


if interested please sign up below with reference to your own experience of BBF


Spartacus


PS Orange T-Shirts make it go orange but black and blue ones always go light grey

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Spartacus Wrote:

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> After BRUM's rather disturbing confession about

> BBF in the 'hot single men' thread it made me

> wonder about:

> 5. What is its purpose in life



Admin: shouldn't this be in the Drawing Room?


*pushes tongue firmly in cheek*

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> I think you protest too much LadyM, surely

> everyone "cleans house" every now and again.



*bursts out laughing*


yes...but...


...oh, I give up...no more protesting (for now)


*clutches aching abdomen in an attempt to reduce the pain from excess laughter*

Oh HonaloochieB


You're sooo ambitious, aren't you...?

You know what you look like to me, with

your good bag and your blue fleece gown? You

look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hust-

ling rube with a little taste... Good

nutrition has given you some length of

bone, but you're not more than one gen-

eration from poor white trash, are you -

HonaloochieB ...? That accent you're

trying so desperately to shed - pure

West Virginia. What was your father, dear?

Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of

the lamp...? And oh, how quickly the boys

found your fluff! All those tedious, sticky

fumblings, in the back seats of cars,

while you could only dream of getting out.

Getting anywhere - yes? Getting all the

way - to the E...D...F.


His every word has struck him like a tiny, precise dart. But

he squares his jaw and plays that navel fluff round & round.



W**F

brum Wrote:

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> Ladymuck wrote:----------

>

> > uuuurrrrrggggg no! What is going on here? It's

> > that Brum leading everyone astray...

>

>

> It was Spartacus miss! Him over there, the Kirk

> Douglas look-a-like with the big dimple in his

> chin!

> >


I wonder if Kirk had chin cleft fluff when he wore a balaclava.

thexwinglessxbird Wrote:

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> This is all quite disturbing.... where is my BBF?



Fear not You can share Mine or Brum's BBF


Choice of colors on offer tonight ranging from Black, Grey, Orange or Flourescent Pink (best not to ask)

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