Belly Button Fluff

[Spartacus]

After BRUM's rather disturbing confession about BBF in the 'hot single men' thread it made me wonder about:

1. How to change the color

2. What makes it form (Hairy belly button)

3. Does it matter what color hair you have

4. Do Ladies create it

5. What is its purpose in life

and finally

6. Is it safe to eat

I am forming a study group of men and women to discuss and debate this at great length over alcohol.

if interested please sign up below with reference to your own experience of BBF

Spartacus

PS Orange T-Shirts make it go orange but black and blue ones always go light grey

[brum]

Perhaps we could post photos of our BBF for comparison purposes. Unfortunately I cleared mine out only yesterday, so the fluffy ball is still too small to be photographed. I'll wait a day or two....

[ratty]

I was once asked to make a birthday card from mine.

[KalamityKel]

This is all quite interesting...

[woofmarkthedog]

Would you say more interesting than Christmas carols or Easter Eggs bearing in mind it's NOVEMBER

Do tell ?

Grr

W**F

[Ladymuck]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> This is all quite interesting...

as well as eeeeeeeewwwwwwyyyyy-UCK

*checks belly button*

[sophiesofa]

mine smells of cheese

[Ladymuck]

Spartacus Wrote:

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> After BRUM's rather disturbing confession about

> BBF in the 'hot single men' thread it made me

> wonder about:

> 5. What is its purpose in life

Admin: shouldn't this be in the Drawing Room?

*pushes tongue firmly in cheek*

[HonaloochieB]

My blue fleece M&S dressing gown is a fantastic source of fluff.

Ten minutes on and the navels absolutely brimming with quality pickage.

Particularly satisfying when the nose has yielded all of its bounty.

[Ladymuck]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> ....Particularly satisfying when the nose has yielded

> all of its bounty.

uuuurrrrrggggg no! What is going on here? It's that Brum leading everyone astray...

*quickly scans for bucket*

[HonaloochieB]

I think you protest too much LadyM, surely everyone "cleans house" every now and again.

[Ladymuck]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> I think you protest too much LadyM, surely

> everyone "cleans house" every now and again.

*bursts out laughing*

yes...but...

...oh, I give up...no more protesting (for now)

*clutches aching abdomen in an attempt to reduce the pain from excess laughter*

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh HonaloochieB

You're sooo ambitious, aren't you...?

You know what you look like to me, with

your good bag and your blue fleece gown? You

look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hust-

ling rube with a little taste... Good

nutrition has given you some length of

bone, but you're not more than one gen-

eration from poor white trash, are you -

HonaloochieB ...? That accent you're

trying so desperately to shed - pure

West Virginia. What was your father, dear?

Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of

the lamp...? And oh, how quickly the boys

found your fluff! All those tedious, sticky

fumblings, in the back seats of cars,

while you could only dream of getting out.

Getting anywhere - yes? Getting all the

way - to the E...D...F.

His every word has struck him like a tiny, precise dart. But

he squares his jaw and plays that navel fluff round & round.

W**F

[HonaloochieB]

And I'm not moving from the spot because I can see what that herbert in the cell along the way is up to.

I'll stick to my own bodily secretions and emissions, thank you very much.

[Ladymuck]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> I'll stick to my own bodily secretions and

> emissions, thank you very much.

Oh my Lawd!

[brum]

Ladymuck wrote:----------

> uuuurrrrrggggg no! What is going on here? It's

> that Brum leading everyone astray...

It was Spartacus miss! Him over there, the Kirk Douglas look-a-like with the big dimple in his chin!

>

*quickly shoves ball of fluff back in belly button*

[HonaloochieB]

brum Wrote:

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> Ladymuck wrote:----------

>

> > uuuurrrrrggggg no! What is going on here? It's

> > that Brum leading everyone astray...

>

>

> It was Spartacus miss! Him over there, the Kirk

> Douglas look-a-like with the big dimple in his

> chin!

> >

I wonder if Kirk had chin cleft fluff when he wore a balaclava.

[brum]

perhaps his fluff was interchangeable...

[Ladymuck]

This thread has to be the nuttiest...oh well, if you can't beat them...

[KalamityKel]

I'm reckoning you lot are a right dirty, filthy bunch of...

Does no one bathe in ED?? ::o

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Keep up, Kel. The ED Baths have been closed for renovations.

[KalamityKel]

I vote for digging up goose green and filling in with bubble bath and sparkling water :))

[thexwinglessxbird]

This is all quite disturbing.... where is my BBF?

[Spartacus]

thexwinglessxbird Wrote:

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> This is all quite disturbing.... where is my BBF?

Fear not You can share Mine or Brum's BBF

Choice of colors on offer tonight ranging from Black, Grey, Orange or Flourescent Pink (best not to ask)

[SimonM]

This is all very tactless and insensitive to those poor devils in our midst who have "outies" and consquently never experience the Joys Of Fluff. The fact they qualify for blue parking badges is but little consolation... :(