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iaineasy

iaineasy

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We shall see. But pbateman has set out his/her stall and there are few tatty humours laying there soggy that people have looked through uninterestedly, buisness is slow and ground rent looks far from earned. I think he may get a sale from the romanian issues seller outside somerfield because she feels sorry for him, she knows that rubbish humours are two a penny and she might be able to make a passable romanian humour if she uses it to pad up the oil can she sits on for a day or two............


saying that though, he/she may get a pre-christmas rush in time for the arrival of the inlaws and coin it good because when they arrive for the festive season most humours get a little frayed and worn out his limp ones may save the day for some very desperate cases.


to be continued.


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dulwichmum

dulwichmum

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When the forum was off, I checked out a few others and if I didn't see anything going on that interested me, I didn't hang around. Why would anyone read a forum like this if they found it humourless or uninteresting? I find this sort of thread hilarious. This is someone who has been banned.
Mick Mac

Mick Mac

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Atila Reincarnate Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

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> > Give it to Atila. He certainly needs it.

>

>

> Have you a spare sense of style, Jah hasn't got

> one.



That was quite funny Atila. (Not that Jah needs any more style)

Atila Reincarnate

Atila Reincarnate

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Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Atila Reincarnate Wrote:

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> > Jah Lush Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

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> > -----

> > > Give it to Atila. He certainly needs it.

> >

> >

> > Have you a spare sense of style, Jah hasn't got

> > one.

>

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> That was quite funny Atila. (Not that Jah needs

> any more style)


If you have none to start with, I would suggest you need all the style you can get

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Ted Max Wrote:

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> Bateman you say?

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> http://i46.tinypic.com/2pph2x1.jpg


Dr Chalmers couldn't help but think that it might get a little 'cartoonish' when he entered the dining room of the Atheneum wearing ballet pumps.


OR


Unbeknownst to the cat on the bed, portly rubicund tweeded-up dudes in the bar downstairs, were like popping their monocles, throwing their eyebrows way up their foreheads and shit and all over freaking the fuck out.

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