5imon Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 fact: hovering above the toilet in a sitting position is known as "a johnny wilkinson"fact: most german men sit to urinate. i met a german man once and he told me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-267920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 'Hovering' is an essential skill for women, lest they get caught short without proper facilities. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-267925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Good old Mrs *Bob* - she's a trooper. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-267927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
5imon Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 classy. that your missus? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-267928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 That's right.. on our first date. Right there and then - I knew she was the one for me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-267929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbboy Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 that's a nice bum Mrs.Bob Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-267939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I know, I know.. I'm a lucky man. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-267941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Spartacus Wrote:------------------------------------------------------->> Gentlemen > Do you shake, wipe or waggle ? > If there are three urinals, and no one there,> which would you use ? > If there is someone in the middle, would you use> the one either side ? > Do you prefer not to pee in public ? The difference between shaking and waggling being?The one on the right, obviously.The one on the right, obviously. But I'd give him one of my looks.By 'in public', do you mean al fresco? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-267949 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 a) Wipe or shake if there is no bog rollb) Behind a bushc) Wipe and sit, only hover if it's horribled) Yep, happily plop away wherever I have to! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinceayre Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 BobDo you mean there is toilet paper out there that your finger doesn't go through, no one told me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 I believe such a 'bulletproof' paper does exist, Vince. However, the extra strength has a downside in terms of comfort - as anyone who attended primary school in England 25 years or so ago will testify. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alabama Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 *shudders at the memory of primary school greaseproof paper-style toilet experiences*It didn't ABSORB! Just moved it around! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 yes right up your back Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 JoJo09 Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> *shudders at the memory of primary school> greaseproof paper-style toilet experiences*> > It didn't ABSORB! Just moved it around!___________________________________________________It was called IZAL & when rested over a plastic comb it made a great musical instrument ( well, like a cheap Kazoo) if you hummed through tight lipsOh please don't go there, you know lips & tight la laW**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Oh and W H Auden liked to p122 into his kitchen sinkThe original draught of his famous poem went as followsStop all the clocks, get out your co*ks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum , tighten your bum, on tip toes release the flow, into the kitchen sink I go....But his publisher "Armitage Shanks" would have none of it, they told Auden "it's crap, what business do you think we are in ?"And the rest is history of course, with Auden disappearing into complete obscurity, while "Shanks" dominate to this dayW**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Has anyone seen the history of toilets in the science museum? Fascinating stuff! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fractionater Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 If the chap standing at the urinal next to you is causing 'splash-back', do you say anything or do you carry on about your business as if everything is normal - in other words does the un-written rule apply here? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 That's a very good question. Urinal technology being what it is, I think you'd have to jet piss at an optimium angle and velocity to achieve anything above the usual (and unavoidable) level of piss splash - in which case it's not something that you'd do 'by accident'. So if somebody is splashing piss around on purpose or, say, wiping their bum on the mirror, you might have to say something. Or at least move a little further away and try not to catch their eye. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesofa Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Good lord urinal splash back sounds vile Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 It's the fine misting of piss more than anything else, Sophie - not large droplets. Very hard to spot with the naked eye. And you're unwise to attempt to spot it in a public lavatory anyway. It just looks weird. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesofa Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 That's even worse *Bob* a fine film of a strangers wee yuk Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I'd say about 90% of it is probably your own. Let me explain. If you don't get your bell-end close enough to the urinal wall, it's possible you could cascade a waterfall of piss straight down to the bottom, causing a major piss droplet splash and a most unseemly din. However, in leaning the old chap in to avoid said guttering of piss, you fall foul of the fine misting. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesofa Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Enlightening thanks Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ::o Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesofa Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I wouldn't open your mouth when standing next to a urinal daizie Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/8799-toilet-habits/page/2/#findComment-268954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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