Top Tips

[Angie9]

For all you men whose wives/girlfriends get a little grumpy at that certain time of the month - get her to try some of these period tips. It may make her feel a bit better, but boy it will make your life a hell of a lot easier!

[Tarot]

Did you know that Lilly pollen, can poison cats,and cause rashes in people.

[daizie]

OLD PEOPLE. Each night, go to sleep in the recovery position, potentially saving paramedics valuable time

[brum]

LOL daizie!

[Narnia]

Eh....Daizie.........define OLD please. I'm worried I'm not sleeping properly!

[daizie]

SHOES LAST twice as long if only worn every other day.

[????]

or only on every other foot

[brum]

Staying overnight in a Holiday Inn? Don't waste money on a toothbrush and toothpaste - ask at Reception and they will give you them for free!

[Roll Deep]

Don't you have an iphone for that sort of thing, Brum?

[brum]

Of course rolly but an I-phone isn't for everyone...!

[Roll Deep]

You could've fooled me.

[falcao]

SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside TopShop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

[brum]

I know, Rolly, it's a sad fact. And did you know that iPhone toothpaste actually tastes of apples? Uncanny, but true.

[brum]

falcao Wrote:

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> SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend

> by standing outside TopShop with bags of shopping,

> looking at your watch and occasionally glancing

> inside.

Thanks - a great tip!

[falcao]

Dulwich Mums:

Calm hysterically crying children in Somerfields by firmly slapping their legs and then tugging them along by the wrists.

[????]

...or drag them to Iceland and then do it

[saintsabrina]

DID YOU KNOW...?

- that if your scissors are blunt, simply cutting sandpaper will sharpen them

- that if your gold jewellry like... http://www.postalgold.com/gold-jewellry

is tarnished, running some toothpaste over it will instantly polish the surface

- that to remove rust, scrunching up a ball of aluminium foil and rubbing it over the rusted spot will remove it immediately

- that if you over-salt a dish, dropping a potato slice in will help to soak up the excess...

Fascinating :)

[falcao]

Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them, and then you can buy them back for 50p.

[woofmarkthedog]

Don't...

Go waste time & money by time leaving a "Last Will & Testament " as you'll be dead by the time it's read anyway

So what the heck, let someone else sort out the mess

W**F

[falcao]

Why waste money on expensive binoculars? Simply stand closer to the object you wish to observe.

[daizie]

NUDISTS. Keep your testicles cosy and warm during cold snaps by popping your scrotum into a "string vest" made from one of those net bags you get with washing tablets.

[brum]

Or, for the 'larger' gentleman, those plastic sacks that they sell clementines in.

[Narnia]

Why does one have to be a nudist to do this? Daizie, what makes you think it makes them warmer?

[brum]

I suppose non-nudists would simply wear underpants, and they work because they were tested by Which? Magazine, I believe.

[HAL9000]

daizie Wrote:

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> Keep your testicles cosy and warm

Is your recommendation based on personal experience?