Tiger Woods

[Sandperson]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Sandperson Wrote:

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> I can't

> > work out what is going on with him at the

> moment

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> It's not that difficult.

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> He's just one of those blokes who'd stick his knob

> in pot of Flora if he thought his wife wouldn't

> notice.

Isn't that every bloke? :))

I guess I was naive and stupid to think he was a gent. Back to backing John Daly, at least you know what you're getting with him.

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Sandperson Wrote:

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> I can't

> > work out what is going on with him at the

> moment

>

> It's not that difficult.

>

> He's just one of those blokes who'd stick his knob

> in pot of Flora if he thought his wife wouldn't

> notice.

Or even in the rice cooker.

[Mick Mac]

Apparently Tiger was always open about his flings - he often told his wife in advance when he off to play a round.

[????]

Or got another Birdie....

*boom tish

[Atila Reincarnate]

Far be it from me to be judgemental but I do beleive that many of the posters on this thread are a tad jealous of Mr Woods (and I don't mean Ronnie), the lucky Bar Steward.

[Brendan]

I read some of the metro over someone's shoulder this morning. Is there anyone that Tiger Woods didn't have sex with?

[Atila Reincarnate]

Anne Widdicombe apparently.

[Mick Mac]

Surely that should read "Me and Anne Widdicombe" Atila.

If I were answering that question, I'd rule myself out first.

[Atila Reincarnate]

Well, I'm sure you knew what I meant Mick

[Brendan]

3 of the women in my office aren?t at their desks right now. Can anybody account for Mr Wood?s whereabouts?

[Atila Reincarnate]

Have they left early to go to an office party?

[Mick Mac]

Atila Reincarnate Wrote:

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> Have they left early to go to an office party?

Or a teddy bears' picnic?

[Narnia]

This sure gives a new meaning to the 'get in the hole' merchants idiotic shout (or not so)!

[Mick Mac]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Atila Reincarnate Wrote:

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> > Have they left early to go to an office party?

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> Or a teddy bears' picnic?

If you go down on the Woods today....

[Narnia]

That was subtle Mick!

[Mick Mac]

Just thought I would type out the punchline to my own joke - just in case, you know how it is....

[????]

And now they are saying he played a round with hookers..

...BOOM TISH

[Atila Reincarnate]

Gives a completely new meaning to a hole in one. Runs away embarrassed.

[Mick Mac]

He lipped out on a few birdies just the other week.

[Atila Reincarnate]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> He lipped out on a few birdies just the other

> week.

I hope you're feeling suitably embarrassed

[Brendan]

Yeah I heard he, like, once totally chipped a ball out of a fairway bunker, using a pitching wedge and it went in someone?s cunt.

[Mick Mac]

Sex with a Porn Star - The Best a Man can Get.

Gillette's new advertising slogan.

[Townleygreen]

Face it, like most chaps, he has a c*ck for a brain

[Mick Mac]

Townleygreen Wrote:

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> Face it, like most chaps, he has a c*ck for a

> brain

If that is true, he probably has a bigger brain than most.

[Townleygreen]

I don't think size of c*ck cums into it - it size of his $1 billion bank account that they go for. Maybe.