DEAR NUNHEAD CRACK SMOKER

[iaineasy]

Dear Nunhead crack smoker,

Thank you for popping by today while I was trying to earn my new family to be a crust, and stealing my bike from outside the job, please be aware that it is a Karma cycle with very little or no breaks, the chain comes off in any gear except third and the seat has a hole in it that sucks up rain and gives it back to you making it look like you pissed yourself, however nunhead crack smoker we both know that the chances are you already have a piss stained pair of trousers, so that shouldn't be too much of a concern for you. Please try and get as much crack for the karma cycle as you can, it is worth at least a 40 minute "high" so don't accept any less than 3 good sized rocks (and a sandwich)from your freindly neighbourhood dealer.The karma cycle has served me well and, as it is my fiancee's birthday today I won't even be angry with you as nobody wants a pissed off partner on there birthday especially when they are 8 months preganant. HURRAH for you nunhead crack smoker you got away with it!

And now in a tribute to your cunning and can do attitude, I am going to do something that you never will, given your situation, I am going to cook meat pudding for the woman I love for her birthday.

One last thing..................... next time your cunning and can do attitude will come to nought, as I will put a lock on the Karma cycle mkII.

hugs as ever

Easy.xx

[Ladymuck]

Oh Iaineasy...I don't know what to say...except big hug on its way to you xxx

And have a lovely evening (all three of you) xx

[daizie]

Iaineasy if you'd have had your phone switched on yesterday you may have been here instead :(

[giggirl]

If you are stuck without your bike I can loan you a Brompton foldaway thingy for the interim until you get yourself sorted out. PM me if you need it. You'll need to collect from Silvester Road.

Px

[iaineasy]

sorry daizie I forgot to take it to work and I am booked up for a few weeks!!

lady muck you always cheer me up!!

gigigirl that's a great offer thanks so much your the best!! I will pm, you in a day or two if nothing comes up.xx

[Pickle]

Oh, that's cr*p, sorry to hear it Iain. Happy birthday to A... last before she's a Mummy!!

[iaineasy]

cheers Pickle, but I'm not worried too much, I got it for a song and lost it for a dance! Poor underprivelidged crack head bastards have needs too you know.;-)

[Chick]

Happy Birthday Anna.

Ian what are your thoughts on the CD?(Shooglenifty)

[woofmarkthedog]

Ian

You left your bike un-locked out side a job ? sadly it was bait for a needy soul. It may well be someone in such dire need that your gift has given them the chance to move forwards an inch & maybe support their family.

Do you actually know it was a crack smoker ? I mean why not someone with a terminal disease or an incurable virus . Ian is your anger at yourself being projected onto the "bogey man"

You of all people are bigger than that I think, breathe deep, admit your mistake & wish the bicycle well ( after all it is the Karma cycle).

KarmaII will arrive, I do recommend the Brompton , I have one & after losing/discarding many other bikes

Peace love & hugs

"Let your Karma ride over your dogma"

W**F

[iaineasy]

Do you actually know it was a crack smoker ? I mean why not someone with a terminal disease or an incurable virus . Ian is your anger at yourself being projected onto the "bogey man"

You of all people are bigger than that I think, breathe deep, admit your mistake & wish the bicycle well ( after all it is the Karma cycle).

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yes I could be construed as an idiot for leaving my bike unlocked outside the job, but no I am not angry with my self or the "bogey man" they needed the bike more than I did, let them have it I say, my day wasn't ruined and last night my freind offered me Karma bike MKII. All is well. As far as it being a crack smoker I have no idea of that either, the whole crack smoker letter was a tongue in cheek laugh at my situation and myself, these things have to be laughed at when your as silly as I am for leaving it unprotected, and you know what it could have been someone with no bus fare or who was walking down the road and got a call saying "arrrrrrrrrgh I am in labour!"

Karma bike is doing what it did best. transporting someone uncomfortably. And I am lucky enough to work a short walk from home, now for that bracing walk!!

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shoggle nifty is a good band chick thanks for the cd!!

[woofmarkthedog]

Ian

Just for you

Easy now !

W**F

[Ladymuck]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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Ahhhh....really enjoyed that WMD...but then, I'm a massive fan of BG/Culture Club...great video...never seen it before. Iain, hope it cheered you up...not that you really needed to be cheered by the sound of things...you've lots of lovely friends around you and that's more important that any (albeit stolen) material possessions. xxx

[SteveT]

Have you got a photo to put on here so we can keep an eye out for it?

[Ladymuck]

SteveT Wrote:

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> Have you got a photo to put on here so we can keep

> an eye out for it?

What a good idea!...you're full of them SteveT

[SteveT]

I think you are easily pleased LadyM.

[Ladymuck]

SteveT Wrote:

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> I think you are easily pleased LadyM.

I think you are right Cheeky Monkey.

[iaineasy]

sorry no pics but its a claude butler voyager with a box frame, a luggage rack and paint speckles on the frame and it has a hole in the seat. kinda green grey in colour!!

[Ladymuck]

iaineasy Wrote:

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paint speckles on

> the frame...

ah ha! To match your shoes?

[iaineasy]

and my pants >:D

[Ladymuck]

iaineasy Wrote:

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> and my pants >:D<

Oh well, you'll be nice and co-ordinated for the Christmas Drinks then!! I'll watch out for you!

*giggles mischievously*