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Dear Nunhead crack smoker,


Thank you for popping by today while I was trying to earn my new family to be a crust, and stealing my bike from outside the job, please be aware that it is a Karma cycle with very little or no breaks, the chain comes off in any gear except third and the seat has a hole in it that sucks up rain and gives it back to you making it look like you pissed yourself, however nunhead crack smoker we both know that the chances are you already have a piss stained pair of trousers, so that shouldn't be too much of a concern for you. Please try and get as much crack for the karma cycle as you can, it is worth at least a 40 minute "high" so don't accept any less than 3 good sized rocks (and a sandwich)from your freindly neighbourhood dealer.The karma cycle has served me well and, as it is my fiancee's birthday today I won't even be angry with you as nobody wants a pissed off partner on there birthday especially when they are 8 months preganant. HURRAH for you nunhead crack smoker you got away with it!

And now in a tribute to your cunning and can do attitude, I am going to do something that you never will, given your situation, I am going to cook meat pudding for the woman I love for her birthday.


One last thing..................... next time your cunning and can do attitude will come to nought, as I will put a lock on the Karma cycle mkII.


hugs as ever


Easy.xx

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Ian


You left your bike un-locked out side a job ? sadly it was bait for a needy soul. It may well be someone in such dire need that your gift has given them the chance to move forwards an inch & maybe support their family.


Do you actually know it was a crack smoker ? I mean why not someone with a terminal disease or an incurable virus . Ian is your anger at yourself being projected onto the "bogey man"


You of all people are bigger than that I think, breathe deep, admit your mistake & wish the bicycle well ( after all it is the Karma cycle).


KarmaII will arrive, I do recommend the Brompton , I have one & after losing/discarding many other bikes



Peace love & hugs


"Let your Karma ride over your dogma"



W**F

Do you actually know it was a crack smoker ? I mean why not someone with a terminal disease or an incurable virus . Ian is your anger at yourself being projected onto the "bogey man"


You of all people are bigger than that I think, breathe deep, admit your mistake & wish the bicycle well ( after all it is the Karma cycle).


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yes I could be construed as an idiot for leaving my bike unlocked outside the job, but no I am not angry with my self or the "bogey man" they needed the bike more than I did, let them have it I say, my day wasn't ruined and last night my freind offered me Karma bike MKII. All is well. As far as it being a crack smoker I have no idea of that either, the whole crack smoker letter was a tongue in cheek laugh at my situation and myself, these things have to be laughed at when your as silly as I am for leaving it unprotected, and you know what it could have been someone with no bus fare or who was walking down the road and got a call saying "arrrrrrrrrgh I am in labour!"


Karma bike is doing what it did best. transporting someone uncomfortably. And I am lucky enough to work a short walk from home, now for that bracing walk!!


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shoggle nifty is a good band chick thanks for the cd!!

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Ahhhh....really enjoyed that WMD...but then, I'm a massive fan of BG/Culture Club...great video...never seen it before. Iain, hope it cheered you up...not that you really needed to be cheered by the sound of things...you've lots of lovely friends around you and that's more important that any (albeit stolen) material possessions. xxx

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