the dogstar is a bad pick-up joint

[carob]

not that im suggesting that u do have that in mind when u visit,, [b]it just seems 2 b inundated with slimy men... i clearly seem to be goin to the wrong place... any thoughts

[KalamityKel]

You make it sound as this is something new...

[Brendan]

Why not try the East Dulwich Forum Drinks you?ll find hairy, specky, doughy, boozy, sneezey (more than likely considering the time of year), letchy, smiley and doc there but slimy isn?t invited.

[mockney piers]

Dg str rbbsh mAb i 2 old nw

[HonaloochieB]

Men is just dogs girlfriend, kick 'em to the kerb.

[SimonM]

Why not try the East Dulwich Forum Drinks you?ll find hairy, specky, doughy, boozy, sneezey (more than likely considering the time of year), letchy, smiley and doc there but slimy isn?t invited.

But don't any blokes attend then? B)

[dulwichmum]

Carob sweetie,

You don't want to go looking for love in Coldharbour Lane... OHMYGOD! What are you thinking?

Get yourself a pair of high heels and pop over to Canary Wharf on a weekday evening, and for God's sake, dont be seen drinking from a pint glass (tut, tut).

[Jah Lush]

dulwichmum Wrote:

> Get yourself a pair of high heels and pop over to

> Canary Wharf on a weekday evening, and for God's

> sake, dont be seen drinking from a pint glass

> (tut, tut).

No taste. Canary Wharf is a soulless shithole.

[????]

I thought it was funny and in character Jah......knab a banker etc

[dulwichmum]

Well Quids,

It is almost bonus time again (bats eyelashes), and I am not talking about the Clinique Counter!

[brum]

Steer clear of RBS their bonuses may be slightly curtailed judging by the news headlines....

[dulwichmum]

Agreed! But I cannot recommend a hedge fund manager highly enough (smiles adoringly across room at darling man)...

Yes he dresses like Rupert the bear, has an enormous gut and laughs like a girl, but he is richer than an Irish Christmas pudding!

[KalamityKel]

SimonM Wrote:

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> Why not try the East Dulwich Forum Drinks you?ll

> find hairy, specky, doughy, boozy, sneezey (more

> than likely considering the time of year), letchy,

> smiley and doc there but slimy isn?t invited.

>

> But don't any blokes attend then? B)

Have things changed since I last attended a dwinking sesh wiv the forum? Twas always quite (not that I'm complaining as tis the way I prefer my socialising) heavy on the male side...

[brum]

...are you saying we're fat? Quelle horreur!

[dulwichmum]

Are you a banker sweetie?

You are starting to sound like such a catch!

[brum]

banker? Moi? Well something that sounds like that, some may say!

[KalamityKel]

Ooooo pudding....!!!!

[brum]

...what/who is, KK?

[KalamityKel]

Did I not see pudding mentioned? no? :-$

[dulwichmum]

You did see pudding mentioned! My man is more mouthwatering than the dessert bakery section in Marks and Spencers. I really can't recommend city boys more highly.

[KalamityKel]

I'm assuming those in to 30+ bracket. The youngens well...*reminisces the fun she had there bringing the boys down a peg or two...*

[dulwichmum]

Yes indeed (smirk).

[woofmarkthedog]

mockney piers Wrote:

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[dulwichmum]

Mockney is clearly down with the kids!

[Sue]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> mockney piers Wrote:

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> > Dg str rbbsh mAb i 2 old nw

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>

> Wht dz ths msg mEn

xxxx

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