Why not be a bit annoying this Christmas?

[Narnia]

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Bob, these adjectives could be construed to be offensive. I'm a vegetarian which is not quite a Vegan but I wonder if you know the difference and if it would matter anyway? As for people with dreadlocks...........so what! Sulky.......have you never been 'sulky'? Teens..........well they would be between the ages of 13 and 19. Nothing they can do about that is there.

Bottom line is if you don't like the music you don't like it. I don't. By the way both parties are tied to Sony so Simon what's his name will hardly give a fu*k. about it.

[Brendan]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Clearly he believes 'Killing In The Name' to be

> some sort of polar opposite to Joe McElderry's

> 'The Climb'. As it happens, they're simply two

> sides of the same musical dog chod - and given the

> choice I don't want either of them.

Well erm... duh. That doesn't really need saying though does it?

Confounding the efforts or at least the expectations of the general idiotic gaggle of humanity is funny though. And it is worthwhile to assert now and again that not everyone buys into the same shit.

But you guys insist on taking it seriously so,

I wouldn?t describe myself as a Rage fan either. They take themselves way too seriously for dancing monkeys. Their first album was genre defining however but then they released Evil Empire which showed that they were one trick ponies.

I made an effort to watch the X factor this year though and as far as ?entertainment? goes it is a whole new universe of shit. It redefines the laws of shitness. And at the end of the day there is some twt in charge of it who has engineered some sort of national tradition out of the whole thing which is a testament to the celebrated mental retardation embraced by popular culture.

This sort of thing is just the same as a heckle of ?W@NKER? as a politician walks passed. A vocal display of social annoyance at someone being a w@nker.

You don?t have to like the song or love the band or some shit to appreciate the idea.

Once again, erm... duh.

[????]

Exactly

*Bob*/Jezz are coming on a bit like Mark P - "Punk died the day The Clash signed to CBS"

PS I haven't a clue who Rage Thingy are...and I'm not joking

[*Bob*]

A number one for Simon Cowell and a record which is number one because of Simon Cowell are still both number ones for Simon Cowell - in any sense that matters.

Does his ego really more of a boost? Oh.. you think it does? Then download that 'Rage' track right now.

If you download it enough times he may even employ you as his personal fluffer.

[????]

I've also bought a whole load of comedy Simon Cowell masks and bribed some carol singers to come round your gaff singing the Rage song wearing them *Bob*, enjoy.

[mockney piers]

Oh it's clich?d ... to be cynical ... at Christmas!!

[Brendan]

Anyway this whole business has been more entertaining than X factor.

[Moos]

I really thought that the emergence of the ability to download cheap tracks would restore the point of the single charts. Praps not. But praps we should all just buy a single we like for Christmas?

[????]

Brendan=Joe

*Bob/Jeremy=Jedward

[Jah Lush]

Buying singles went out with the Ark. Sony ain't getting my money.

[Brendan]

I wanna be Jedward.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Wonderful idea, Moos. Have they re-released 'Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini'?

[Moos]

Admin for Simon Cowell!

[????]

So Moos are you a Cheryl or Danni sort of dame?

[Moos]

Gawd. I think I'm more Susan Boyle!

[mockney piers]

My friends have a single out at the moment. Can we cause a genuine upset by getting four unknowns for Dublin to number one at christmas.

Genuinely lovely lads too and I don't think Simon cowell will make a penny out of the deal.

The song's ok too if you like travis meets radiohead via U2.

Hmm. Did I mention they're really nice guys?

[Brendan]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> The song's ok too if you like travis meets

> radiohead via U2.

Honesty is never a good sales technique.

[dulwichmum]

OK Piers, I shall buy it, I have a soft spot for men from Dublin. Post a link?

[dulwichmum]

They are not priests are they? Tell me they are not priests...

[mockney piers]

Yep hence why I never went into advertising after failing with my macdonalds slogan

"let's face it's fucking awful food but sometimes you can't help but do the wrong thing, go on be a twat"

any for what it's worth here's their obligatory myspace thingy

http://www.myspace.com/pilotlightmusic

if all eight people Reading this thread go out and download the single off iTunes they will make it to number 173 in the charts

it's called "Pulling on Doors that Say Push"

[mockney piers]

Oh and they're called Pilotlight and they are definitely not priests!! They do love their mums though.

[dulwichmum]

Perfect Mr Mockney,

I have no idea what you are talking about with regard to "pulling on doors that say push" and I would like to remind you that I am a married lady. However, I am prepared to ignore your filth and inuendo, and when I return from my Brazilian Blow Dry treatment this afternoon, I shall ask the au pair to assist me with the purchase the single you describe, while raising a glass to poking Simon Cowell in the eye!

I understand that they no longer sell records in Woolworths and I must do something swizzy online - I am such a technophobe (sigh)

[capt_birdseye]

They did it!

[Jah Lush]

Sony wins.

[capt_birdseye]

100!

I win!