Predictions for 2010

[PeckhamRose]

There will be a scientific explanation and/or genetic code discovered for God.

And it won't make any difference.

[????]

,,,certainly not to the "Is there a god?" thread

[Domitianus]

There will be further revelations of scientific fraud undermining the alarmist perspectives on global warming.

At least one more restaurant and one more pointless tat shop will open on LL.

A Premiership footballer will be convicted of rape or assault.

Someone will buy a boat.

DM will buy something she doesn't want/like/need because it is trendy.

[SteveT]

There will be more "fiscal easement"!

[Narnia]

How did YOU do with your predictions?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Ooh, The Eye, spooky!

James May KO

[EDKiwi]

Quids called the world cup too.

Now about those clowns...

[Ladymuck]

Mick Mac will grow to love Narnia...

[Narnia]

I think you missed the point LM ;-)

[karter]

Few more days left for this, LM and hubby will make it out of UK on route to NZ.

[Ladymuck]

What are you two on about?

[Huguenot]

It was a catch up on 2010 predictions LadyM, rather than predictions for 2011... ;-)

[computedshorty]

There will be segregation of walkers on pavements a slow lane and fast lane, the slow lane in two directions would be to the built up side allowing pedestrians to view shop windows, but as those coming in the opposite direction in the slow lane would be some distance from a shop window, and could not see past those walking slowly.

The fast lane would also be two way nearer the roadside, here more caution must be taken as should any pedestrians collide with those coming toward them, they could be knocked into the road.

There is the problem of slower walkers crossing the fast lane to cross the road, and the stationary Bus queue in the fast lane.

No doubt the Traffic Wardens Powers will extend to issuing tickets for who violate the regulations by coming to a standstill or taking too long looking into shops.

The public benches would be replaced by fold up seats to give more space and stay dry in the rain and not in use.

All metal posts on pavements that display Parking Signs and Direction Pointers, will be removed and replace with a solid rubber posts that will not cause any injury to a person coming into contact with it, and it would return to its normal position without costly repairs.

Cyclists using these lanes would be fined and if a persistent offender have their bicycle confiscated and crushed.

Pushchairs and Buggies Wheelchairs would have be registered and have a number plate.

There would be a concession on the use of Zimmer frames, these would be fitted with a Tachometer that could be read by a Traffic Warden who could assess the time that it was not in motion and have its user banned from using it.

[ImpetuousVrouw]

My prediction for 2011 - The recession will become worse than the 80's and more people will lose their jobs and homes than the 80's.

[brum]

brum Wrote:

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> Two people on the forum will fall in love and get

> married...

Oh 'eck!

[legalbeagle]

Something bothering you, my love?

[brum]

Well yes. I only got half of my prediction right....

[legalbeagle]

Oh - was Allycat and Floating Onion last year then?

[brum]

No it was this year but they had already fallen in love, so they don't count. Unless there's been another romance I'm not aware of, I can only presume it's errr... You and Me babe.

[legalbeagle]

Ah right.

*grin*

[Dickensman]

So it's official, you two are an item?

[legalbeagle]

Oh do keep up dear. Have been since the summer!

[karter]

And what a fantastic looking couple they are.

[Michael Palaeologus]

.. what about the second bit? :))

"Two people on the forum will fall in love and ............. get married"

[legalbeagle]

Well it looks to me as though the prediction has already come true. Two people fell in love from the forum, and two people got married from the forum.

Who said that both parts of the prediction had to refer to the same couple?

:))