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There will be further revelations of scientific fraud undermining the alarmist perspectives on global warming.


At least one more restaurant and one more pointless tat shop will open on LL.


A Premiership footballer will be convicted of rape or assault.


Someone will buy a boat.


DM will buy something she doesn't want/like/need because it is trendy.

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There will be segregation of walkers on pavements a slow lane and fast lane, the slow lane in two directions would be to the built up side allowing pedestrians to view shop windows, but as those coming in the opposite direction in the slow lane would be some distance from a shop window, and could not see past those walking slowly.

The fast lane would also be two way nearer the roadside, here more caution must be taken as should any pedestrians collide with those coming toward them, they could be knocked into the road.

There is the problem of slower walkers crossing the fast lane to cross the road, and the stationary Bus queue in the fast lane.

No doubt the Traffic Wardens Powers will extend to issuing tickets for who violate the regulations by coming to a standstill or taking too long looking into shops.

The public benches would be replaced by fold up seats to give more space and stay dry in the rain and not in use.

All metal posts on pavements that display Parking Signs and Direction Pointers, will be removed and replace with a solid rubber posts that will not cause any injury to a person coming into contact with it, and it would return to its normal position without costly repairs.

Cyclists using these lanes would be fined and if a persistent offender have their bicycle confiscated and crushed.

Pushchairs and Buggies Wheelchairs would have be registered and have a number plate.

There would be a concession on the use of Zimmer frames, these would be fitted with a Tachometer that could be read by a Traffic Warden who could assess the time that it was not in motion and have its user banned from using it.

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