Come dine with me?

[daizie]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Oh

>

> Me, me, me,

>

> I'm in as I like listeria & E.coli ( but not on

> the same plate, that's greedy )

>

>

> Oh & Streptococcus , that genus of spherical

> Gram-positive bacteria belonging to the phylum

> Firmicutes and the lactic acid " "un-friendly"

> bacteria group. ...

>

>

> Mmmm......Huuuuueeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

>

>

> What's for afters ?

>

>

> W**F

The sh1ts .

[Mick Mac]

Tonights Come Dine with Me

Tonights was quite good but one of the diners died shortly after making the show. As he had only gone on the show to raise cash to help his ill sister, it was quite sad when they put up a notice at the end of the show saying he himself had died shortly after filming.

[????]

Food poisining?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Quidsyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - hang your head in shame. I dont care how many people laughed.

[Roll Deep]

This ???? seems like a rum sort to me. I can just picture the surly brigand picking his teeth on the toilet, whilst browsing his leather-bound copy of Autotrader.

[Mick Mac]

That's him alright.

[Ted Max]

Roll Deep = Wolf.

Oh yes.

[????]

agghhhhh...good spot. Wish he'd take those cameras out of my bog tho...

[woofmarkthedog]

I didn't want to be the one to cry Wolf this early, but RD's posts do keep sticking near mine, & I am a magnet for all thats filthy & depraved.

Ted has laid a card, lets see what follows.

I'd duck for cover a while, spit & polish the edges off.

Phoenix like.

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

brum Wrote:

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> Don't be put off Shaila. I think most people are

> supportive.... perhaps you could ask people to PM

> you... or try the 'wanted' section? I am not a fan

> of the show myself, but I appreciate your

> community spirit.

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Nooooo

Don't be put off now, I mean Brums lonely desperate & hungry too

A few well placed mirrors & it could be 8 of you there enjoying Vegan rissoles with Quinoa champ followed by Carob tort & vanilla shoe polish ice cream all garnished with a flaming Mackintosh

I will come if Daizy does ...

I love a caustic soda-colada as a sharpener, my signature dish is six day old rock salmon sushi left in the sun eaten & with the end of a garden rake.

I'll take a couple hands full of "pro plus" prior to the evening kicking off, as boy does this keep the conversation flowing, well from my end anyway

A few things to note if you do want our company.

Please don't pick you nose, wear suffocating perfume or harp on about how dreadful the world/politics/economy are, remember the food's going to bad enough so lets crack on and get this over and done with

Lets start at say 8.00.ish & finish up a little later ( I'm getting my cab to wait ) at around 8.15 pm

It will be fab

W**F