Naughtiness on our streets

[HAL9000]

Ah yes - cryptic. I didn't think of that.

I once knew a girl who could tell whether someone had had a curry up to twelve hours earlier - how's that for a sense of taste?

[Roll Deep]

Her surname wasn't Litmus, was it?

[Ladymuck]

Declan Wrote:

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> Really, shouldn't you be calling for a

> clampdown on local snoopers. Unless you're a

> little bit jealous of course.

Erm...I presume your tongue is firmly in your cheek? It sounded to me as though HAL9000 was joking.

[HAL9000]

Nah, Scoville, I think. She was a hottie, though. Off the scale.

[woofmarkthedog]

All I'm going to say is....

"Donna McMahon"

Ex Littlehampton school circa late 70's-early 80's

My god she could "service" a stationary car as it were

W**F

[KalamityKel]

brum... U sure the couple in question were male and female?

[brum]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> brum... U sure the couple in question were male

> and female?

Well I didn't stop to stare but I was only a few feet away as I was walking past so yes, I'm sure as I can be, KK!

[Narnia]

brum Wrote:

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> I think Roll was joking, Declan. Perhaps he should

> have added a smiley to make it more clear for you

> :))

Eh? What made you think I didn't know he was joking Brum?::o

[Narnia]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Declan Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Really, shouldn't you be calling for a

> > clampdown on local snoopers. Unless you're a

> > little bit jealous of course.

>

> Erm...I presume your tongue is firmly in your

> cheek? It sounded to me as though HAL9000 was

> joking.

Yes......I know Hal was joking too.

*sighs and wonders if he is too obscure*

[brum]

I just thought you didn't get the joke. If you did then sorry for not realising! Nice to see you using smileys though! ;-)

[Narnia]

(tu):)-D;-)brum Wrote:

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> I just thought you didn't get the joke. If you did

> then sorry for not realising! Nice to see you

> using smileys though! ;-)

[Ladymuck]

Declan Wrote:

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> Yes......I know Hal was joking too.

>

> *sighs and wonders if he is too obscure*

Well that's just fine and dandy...apologies for suggesting otherwise...and no, you're not obscure - though perhaps (as suggested by brum) a winky smiley thingamijig might have assisted on this occasion.

*breathes a sigh of relief and raises a glass of uisce beatha in Declan's direction*

[computedshorty]

(?)

[katie1997]

computedshorty Wrote:

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> The picture of the 1960 M.O.T. shows the

> passengers are in the back demonstrating the extra

> stress to the susspesion under special

> circumstances that might arise.

> It was thought at the time this would not happen,

> so was not added to the items to be examined.

I think you have a great memory for someone your age computedshorty. Hope the streets of ED weren't like this in the 'old days'....xx

[Spartacus]

I had a shag in the back of my car many years ago and was caught by the milkman .....

.... the next day, only because I failed to dispose of the used condom correctly and it was stuck hanging ut of the rear door (sealed end showing) for all to see....

He didn't let me live that down for years (I have since moved away from where I was living then in shame)

[brum]

LOL!!

[Ladymuck]

Hey brum you're up late! Joining the ranks of the insomniacs? There's a handful of us regulars. Oh...to get back on topic...doing it in a car? Isn't it uncomfortable?

[woofmarkthedog]

computedshorty Wrote:

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> The picture of the 1960 M.O.T. shows the

> passengers are in the back demonstrating the extra

> stress to the susspesion under special

> circumstances that might arise.

> It was thought at the time this would not happen,

> so was not added to the items to be examined.

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You are full of sh!te aren't you C.S

Ok what car make & model is that , Hm ?

Oh & that's photo is earlier than the vague old 60s BTW so it pre dates the actual MOT

Lastly it is on a rolling road but the men from the Ministry of Transport didn't wear a white lab coat

It was a Tan colour they wore .

Slipped the "old mans" mind did it, well give him a nudge

W**F

[Ladymuck]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> You are full of sh!te aren't you C.S...

> Slipped the "old mans" mind did it, well give him

> a nudge

*affixes muzzle*

Now leave him/her alone...bad dog...tis just good clean fun...s/he aint doin no arm to no-one...you ear me? Now SIT!

[Michael Palaeologus]

I think we may have to have Woofie's nuts off. He is getting far too aggressive.

[Ladymuck]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> I think we may have to have Woofie's nuts off. He

> is getting far too aggressive.

Oh Woofie just gets carried away...an excitable puppy that's all...but I have the phenobarbitol ready should the situation require it.

[KidKruger]

Which of you has made 'use' of car ?

A simple 'Y' or 'N' will suffice.

[computedshorty]

This is the reverse of that picture.

I still have the documents that we had to adhere to doing the Tests. The Austin was an unregistered car for demonstration only for the Press.

These all show the Men doing the test are in white coats.

[KalamityKel]

It?

[Ladymuck]

100 (standing in as proxy for Brum who is driving on the motorway)

Congratulations brum - your first 100 on your own thread...I have it on very good authority that this is something quite special. xx