Favourite quotes

[OliviaDee]

'you can't take knickers off a bare arse.' My granny.

[Emerson Crane]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous - me

[camberwell70]

Emerson Crane Wrote:

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> camberwell70 Wrote:

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> > 'I told you I was ill' - Spike Milligan, on his

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> Isn't it actually written in gaelic though?

Yes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/3742443.stm

[Jah Lush]

"The only thing necessary for triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing."

Edmund Burke

[flapjackdavey]

make poverty history , cheaper drugs now ! Frank Gallagher

[Mick Mac]

"At which point I saw hope disappear over the hill with his ass on fire." Woody Allen

[Narnia]

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Spike Milligan

[Narnia]

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

[Narnia]

Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned. -- Gautama Buddha

[Emerson Crane]

I'm so bad I make medicine sick - Muhammad Ali

[flapjackdavey]

eat my shorts - bart simpson

[camberwell70]

?Ray Wilkins' day will come one night.? - Bobby Robson

[flapjackdavey]

" if you're gonna sing a song 'bout drinkin' wine , you gotta drink a little wine " Seasick Steve

[camberwell70]

And another 'Bobby-ism'

"If you count your chickens before they've hatched, they won't lay an egg."

Indeed.

[Emerson Crane]

It's not personal Sonny, it's business - Michael Corleone

[camberwell70]

A selection of Bobby-isms:

'He's the only man I know who could start an argument with himself' (On Craig Bellamy)

'When Gazza was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.'

'We can?t replace Gary Speed. Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?'

'With Maradona, even Arsenal would have won the World Cup.' (in 1986)

'Football's like a big market place, and people go to the market every day to buy their vegetables.'

'The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important.'

What a diamond.

[HAL9000]

"When you're one step ahead of the crowd you're a genius. When you're two steps ahead, you're a crackpot."

-- Rabbi Shlomo Riskin (Feb. 1998)

[Emerson Crane]

Do not be afraid of telling the truth - Atat?rk

[Tarot]

There is always a bit of wisdom in a yarn.

Look for it

John Masefield.

[Emerson Crane]

[After the departure of Sol Campbell to Portsmouth] "It is a big surprise to me because he cancelled his contract to go abroad. Have you sold Portsmouth to a foreign country?"

Arsene Wenger

[Ruffler]

"They misunderestimated me" - George W. Bush

[Jah Lush]

"You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don't want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction. I can get all that at home."

Peter Cook.

[oilworker]

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

W. C. Fields

[Emerson Crane]

Can we, who man the ship state, deny it is somewhat out of control. Ronald Reagan

[infogreed]

a two liner - 1 quote and 2nd me experience talking:

The law of grab is the primal law of infancy

the choice to grab a beer is your prime instinct cultivated