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eb307

eb307

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Unfortunately we woke up this morning to a terrible sight; a human poo, the size of a lion bar was found on our front step on Melbourne Grove. Not sure if this has happened to anyone else, in a spate of hate crime or if it was targeted? If anyone has heard of anything similar please let us know, we'd like to find the culprit of such a disgusting Sunday morning present and put a stop to this activity.
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Sue

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carlafindle Wrote:

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> Boddle Wrote:

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> > Yes, happened to us (on Bassanostreet) last

> June:

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> https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?

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> Blimey the perpetrator must have been bursting



Even if bursting, you don't normally crap on somebody's doorstep.

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lavender27 Wrote:

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> People are shite sometimes, was it an MP?



Doubt it - politicians may mostly be made of that stuff, but they are far larger than the size of a Lion Bar.

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uncleglen

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eb307 Wrote:

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> Unfortunately we woke up this morning to a

> terrible sight; a human poo, the size of a lion

> bar was found on our front step on Melbourne

> Grove. Not sure if this has happened to anyone

> else, in a spate of hate crime or if it was

> targeted? If anyone has heard of anything similar

> please let us know, we'd like to find the culprit

> of such a disgusting Sunday morning present and

> put a stop to this activity.


It's not some sort of retaliation for your not clearing up after your dog is it? A cat once deposited in the middle of my front doormat and then someone stole the mat....

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robbin Wrote:

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> lavender27 Wrote:

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> > People are shite sometimes, was it an MP?

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> Doubt it - politicians may mostly be made of that

> stuff, but they are far larger than the size of a

> Lion Bar.



"A human sized lion bar"

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brucetownsend

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So glad somebody else has had this problem, I was starting to get scared, I thought it might be a targeted attack. I have put a small sample into a bottle but the police refused to take it in for testing. If anyone has suffered from this, maybe we could compare samples and see if we are being attacked by the same perpetrator. I am absolutely sickened that somebody would do this, my dog keeps walking it through the bloody house! Lets stop this pervert once and for all!
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