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messageHuman poo on doorstep
Posted by eb307 10 March, 2019 11:48

Unfortunately we woke up this morning to a terrible sight; a human poo, the size of a lion bar was found on our front step on Melbourne Grove. Not sure if this has happened to anyone else, in a spate of hate crime or if it was targeted? If anyone has heard of anything similar please let us know, we'd like to find the culprit of such a disgusting Sunday morning present and put a stop to this activity.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Boddle 10 March, 2019 14:58

Yes, happened to us (on Bassanostreet) last June: [www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk]

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by carlafindle 10 March, 2019 15:15

Boddle Wrote:
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> Yes, happened to us (on Bassanostreet) last June:
> [www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk]?
> 5,194z6219

Blimey the perpetrator must have been bursting

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Sue 11 March, 2019 11:57

carlafindle Wrote:
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> Boddle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, happened to us (on Bassanostreet) last
> June:
> >
> [www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk]?
>
> > 5,194z6219
>
> Blimey the perpetrator must have been bursting


Even if bursting, you don't normally crap on somebody's doorstep.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by goldilocks 11 March, 2019 14:47

Today's deal of the day on amazon was a doorbell with integrated camera. Might put off the culprit if they knew they were being filmed, though hope for your sakes that it's a one off occurrence!

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by edcam 11 March, 2019 15:29

"the size of a lion bar" They're not as big as they used to be.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was 2019:03:11:15:29:56 by edcam.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by DulwichGlobetrotter 11 March, 2019 16:16

Funnily enough someone did one on the back doorstep of my office in Victoria and she was caught on camera. A runner it seems who just had to go and, well, did. Utterly gross!

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by lavender27 11 March, 2019 17:02

People are shite sometimes, was it an MP?

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by robbin 11 March, 2019 17:17

I will never eat another Lion Bar.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by robbin 11 March, 2019 17:21

lavender27 Wrote:
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> People are shite sometimes, was it an MP?


Doubt it - politicians may mostly be made of that stuff, but they are far larger than the size of a Lion Bar.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by uncleglen 11 March, 2019 18:52

eb307 Wrote:
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> Unfortunately we woke up this morning to a
> terrible sight; a human poo, the size of a lion
> bar was found on our front step on Melbourne
> Grove. Not sure if this has happened to anyone
> else, in a spate of hate crime or if it was
> targeted? If anyone has heard of anything similar
> please let us know, we'd like to find the culprit
> of such a disgusting Sunday morning present and
> put a stop to this activity.

It's not some sort of retaliation for your not clearing up after your dog is it? A cat once deposited in the middle of my front doormat and then someone stole the mat....

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by lavender27 11 March, 2019 19:17

robbin Wrote:
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> lavender27 Wrote:
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> -----
> > People are shite sometimes, was it an MP?
>
>
> Doubt it - politicians may mostly be made of that
> stuff, but they are far larger than the size of a
> Lion Bar.


"A human sized lion bar"

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Harry73 11 March, 2019 20:54

How did you know it was human?

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by carlafindle 11 March, 2019 22:05

There appears to be plenty of human poo on this thread...

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by brucetownsend 19 March, 2019 20:52

So glad somebody else has had this problem, I was starting to get scared, I thought it might be a targeted attack. I have put a small sample into a bottle but the police refused to take it in for testing. If anyone has suffered from this, maybe we could compare samples and see if we are being attacked by the same perpetrator. I am absolutely sickened that somebody would do this, my dog keeps walking it through the bloody house! Lets stop this pervert once and for all!

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Loutwo 19 March, 2019 23:29

Another turd of a thread.

Louisa.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Michael Palaeologus 20 March, 2019 08:04

The Phantom ED Shitter strikes again.

When they deposit something the size and configuration of a Toblarone (airport sized) is the time to worry. For you and for them.


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