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messageHuman poo on doorstep
Posted by eb307 March 10, 11:48AM

Unfortunately we woke up this morning to a terrible sight; a human poo, the size of a lion bar was found on our front step on Melbourne Grove. Not sure if this has happened to anyone else, in a spate of hate crime or if it was targeted? If anyone has heard of anything similar please let us know, we'd like to find the culprit of such a disgusting Sunday morning present and put a stop to this activity.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Boddle March 10, 02:58PM

Yes, happened to us (on Bassanostreet) last June: [www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk]

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by carlafindle March 10, 03:15PM

Boddle Wrote:
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> Yes, happened to us (on Bassanostreet) last June:
> [www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk]?
> 5,194z6219

Blimey the perpetrator must have been bursting

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Sue March 11, 11:57AM

carlafindle Wrote:
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> Boddle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes, happened to us (on Bassanostreet) last
> June:
> >
> [www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk]?
>
> > 5,194z6219
>
> Blimey the perpetrator must have been bursting


Even if bursting, you don't normally crap on somebody's doorstep.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by goldilocks March 11, 02:47PM

Today's deal of the day on amazon was a doorbell with integrated camera. Might put off the culprit if they knew they were being filmed, though hope for your sakes that it's a one off occurrence!

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by edcam March 11, 03:29PM

"the size of a lion bar" They're not as big as they used to be.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was march 11, 03:29pm by edcam.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by DulwichGlobetrotter March 11, 04:16PM

Funnily enough someone did one on the back doorstep of my office in Victoria and she was caught on camera. A runner it seems who just had to go and, well, did. Utterly gross!

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by lavender27 March 11, 05:02PM

People are shite sometimes, was it an MP?

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by robbin March 11, 05:17PM

I will never eat another Lion Bar.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by robbin March 11, 05:21PM

lavender27 Wrote:
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> People are shite sometimes, was it an MP?


Doubt it - politicians may mostly be made of that stuff, but they are far larger than the size of a Lion Bar.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by uncleglen March 11, 06:52PM

eb307 Wrote:
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> Unfortunately we woke up this morning to a
> terrible sight; a human poo, the size of a lion
> bar was found on our front step on Melbourne
> Grove. Not sure if this has happened to anyone
> else, in a spate of hate crime or if it was
> targeted? If anyone has heard of anything similar
> please let us know, we'd like to find the culprit
> of such a disgusting Sunday morning present and
> put a stop to this activity.

It's not some sort of retaliation for your not clearing up after your dog is it? A cat once deposited in the middle of my front doormat and then someone stole the mat....

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by lavender27 March 11, 07:17PM

robbin Wrote:
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> lavender27 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > People are shite sometimes, was it an MP?
>
>
> Doubt it - politicians may mostly be made of that
> stuff, but they are far larger than the size of a
> Lion Bar.


"A human sized lion bar"

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Harry73 March 11, 08:54PM

How did you know it was human?

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by carlafindle March 11, 10:05PM

There appears to be plenty of human poo on this thread...

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by brucetownsend March 19, 08:52PM

So glad somebody else has had this problem, I was starting to get scared, I thought it might be a targeted attack. I have put a small sample into a bottle but the police refused to take it in for testing. If anyone has suffered from this, maybe we could compare samples and see if we are being attacked by the same perpetrator. I am absolutely sickened that somebody would do this, my dog keeps walking it through the bloody house! Lets stop this pervert once and for all!

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Loutwo March 19, 11:29PM

Another turd of a thread.

Louisa.

messageRe: Human poo on doorstep
Posted by Michael Palaeologus March 20, 08:04AM

The Phantom ED Shitter strikes again.

When they deposit something the size and configuration of a Toblarone (airport sized) is the time to worry. For you and for them.

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