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Keef

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  1. Preferred her in Desperado, and Dogma.
  2. He'll just use you then throw you away you know! ;-)
  3. "will have to go home and have a disco nap" Be sure that you do young lady, we don't want you fading early, or glassing anyone in The Castle for that matter! ;-)
  4. Well shall we say half 7-8 in the Castle then, and then wander down after a pint or 2? Bagpuss I'll call you when I'm at the top of your road and meet you if you like.
  5. My Tarantino character would absolutely have to be the lovely Alabama http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/christian_slater_patricia_arquette.jpg
  6. Keef

    RedStar!

    I notice from a comment by Alan Dale that it's re-opened. Has anyone been, has it changed a lot, what sort of music are they playing, is it still full of seedy w@nkers, how much is it to get in???? Had some classic nights in there in the early 000s, but then it got really sh!t! Don't the same people also own The Living room (or just Living these days I think) in Brixton as well as Dogstar?
  7. Really, I would have put you at about 21.
  8. I prefer that actress as Madison in Splash! http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MPR9MC68L._AA280_.jpg
  9. SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > keef > > now I know how you feel when you enjoy seeing me get so worked up in other discussions! Dude, you lost it when Alan Dale was kind enough to point out to us all how much you hate Americans! ;-) Atila, all other fans moan when things don't go their way, it's the way they moan. Case in point... Mourinho will never ever take his hat off to Liverpool, he will, til the day he dies, say that we never beat them and that it was "the goal that wasn't". Now, that goal from Garcia was iffy, I won't deny it, but it stood, and over the 2 games we were good for the result. I just hope that IF (and it's still a very big if) Liverpool knock the Arsenal out next week, you guys won't be going on about a penalty that wasn't in years to come...
  10. Not sure when I'll be there, it depends whether we're doing this pint in The Casdtle first thing... Anna? Sean? Bagpuss? Mockney? Anyone else???
  11. No it's cool, I have averted my eyes and kept myself in the dark about it thus far. I shall read all your posts tonight after watching it :))
  12. Any of you 25 - 35s remember This Cartoon? I used to love it, but had forgotten all about it. (I'm hoping the clip is the opening tune, I have no sound here).
  13. I've made a point of not reading your posts as I recorded it (footy had to come first I'm afraid), so will look forward to watching tonight, and commenting then...
  14. I love a girl who likes dancing! Would rather she rolled her own though.
  15. Got this as an email, don't know if they're all true, but funny anyway. Cricket is a gentleman?s game, but Sledging (from the wiki with examples) makes you think otherwise. Here are a few examples. [Via] The Lankan 1. Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: ?So how?s your wife & my kids?? 2. Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne: As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had Been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. ?Looks like you spent it eating,? Cullinan retorted. 3. Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): ?Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?? Eddo Brandes:?Because everytime I F*** your mother, she throws me a biscuit? 4. Robin Smith & Merv Hughes:During 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played & missed:?You can?t f**king bat?. Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to the boundary: ?Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can?t f**king bat & you can?t f**king bowl.? 5. Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad:During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls later Merv dismissed Javed: ?Tickets please?, Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman. 6. Merv Hughes & Viv Richards:During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn?t say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. ?This is my island, my culture. Don?t you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl.? Merv didn?t reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: ?In my culture we just say f**k off.? 7. And of course you can?t forget Ian Healy?s legendary comment that was picked up by the Channel 9 microphones when Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney? ?You don?t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!!!? 8. James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by Mark Waugh??.. MW : ?F*ck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there?s no way you?re good enough to play for England? JO : ?Maybe not, but at least i?m the best player in my family? 9. McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: ?So what does Brian Lara?s d*ck taste like?? Sarwan: ?I don?t know. Ask your wife.? McGrath (losing it): ?If you ever F*&king mention my wife again, I?ll F*ing rip your F*fing throat out.? 10. Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore) comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - ?Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh*t then, you?re fu*king useless now?.Parore- (Turning around) ?Yeah, that?s me & when I was there you were going out with that old ugly sl*t & now I hear you?ve married her. You dumb c*nt?. 11. Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive.Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up, ?Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it.? 12. Ravi shastri v/s the aussie 12th man (don?t remember who, and don?t want to slander anyone) shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single?this guy gets the ball in and says ?if you leave the crease i?ll break your f***ing head? Shastri: ?if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn?t be the f***ing 12th man? 13. Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: ?Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?? 14. Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip,and right between Raman Subba Row?s legs. Fred doesn?t say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. ?I should?ve kept my legs together, Fred?. ?So should your mother? he replied
  16. Fine, fair enough. Torres was the invisicle man last night (one game), and our fans are sh!t. Cool.
  17. Well if Torres is a crap waste of money, then I'm glad Liverpool wasted it. I can't get my head around how someone can make a game of football in to such a personal thing. If it's on ITV next week I might actually watch it at home, my nerves were shot in the pub last night.
  18. I liked the TV series one.
  19. Do you think they all do oral? ;-)
  20. Oh and as for Liverpool and the top 3 (I can't believe I'm rising to this playground nonsense), we're actually not too far off you now if you look at the table. Oh, and you were 4th last year, so what are you on about? It is a bloody game man, we all like it, and we all support our teams, but come on!
  21. Agree about Walcott, he was running Liverpool ragged, and caused my heart the most problems. Also agree that it was a clear penalty, but as Piers says, had he not made quite so much of it, the ref may well have given it. As for Torres Atila, if he's a cheat in your book then fine, but pot and kettle mate, every team, yours included has players who will take a tumble. Lets look on the bright side, we're set up for a good match next week with both teams still very much in it!
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  23. So, not too pleased about the result then? Lets be clear, it should have been a penalty, fair enough, but dens the brakes, every team except Man U have missed out on good shouts. I think it's unfair to call Torres a cheat, he's a real hard worker who picks himself up and dusts himself down.
  24. The girl's list is still a much better / wider choice. They get superman, can't we have Cat Woamn? :)-D
  25. Night Fever - Bee Gees
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