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I do hope so Anna, we don't want a load of blue in our trophy cabinet, and with Frank Lampard in there we'd need o build an extention!!! ;-)

I basically agree with Chav, but why then can an extremist cleric be arrested for preaching hateful shite, but these guys can say what they bloody want?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ORK-shn That's exactly it! > MONdee TYOOSdee (etc) Surely MUndee?

What Mike said.

I know, it was all a bit complicated, so I only made one change all season :-S

I use Amazon quite a bit, and always pay for the first class postage, because the supersaver used to annoy me, and I usually still make good savings buying on line and paying postage.

Actually, having just said it out loud, I think I say ORK (as in monster from Lord of the rings) TION. Which I think is still more like your version than this weird Och nonsense!

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here's a new one I've found recently from watching > a bit of day time television. Auction = Ochtion > whereas I've always said Awktion as in awkward. You and every other normal person in the world!

It'll put lead in your pencil.

Loks like Piers, Anna and I are down.

Hi guys, thanks for the ideas, will look in to them all. Unfortunately Mrs Keef will be back teaching the kiddies the following week, so we're stuck. It's such a bloody con the amount the prices are pushed up! As fr what we want, I guess we want to chill out and relax, but nice food and things to see / god walks would be nice. Beaches get very boring after about an hour if you're not in to sunbathing, and neither of us are really.

Brixton boy, really? Cool! Gay Gangsta is Omar, he's cool as f**k! B)

Jam!!!!! And it's scOnes, like stones. Not bloody scon, there's an e for a reason!

That's interesting Jah, when I lived in Liverpool they used to say "got a face like a robber's dog"... Guess the butcher trade wasn't doing too well at the time, and robbers are far more common up there ;-) At uni a common one with the lads in my hall was "Jog on shitter!"

Er, I did that for years :-$

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dont you think Kevin looks like Matt Lucas from Little Britain!! Ha, that is exactly what Mrs Keef said last night! Of the lads, I like Simon and Raef, and absolutely hate that c**t Alex! Of the girls, I liked the one who was sat on the stairs by the kitchen saying that they needed to sort it out and work as a team instead of looking for scapegoats. Lucinda is good value because she's obviously insane! Ginger Jenny is a total nightmare of a human being, can't believe I thought she'd be nice.

Cheers Sean, will have to look when I get home as I have no sound here at work.

Mrs Keef and I are both desperate for a break, having not been away in over a year. We have been thinking of just going somewhere next week, for anything from 3 to 7 nights. Don't mind if it's UK or abroad, camping or hotel, we just want to get away and relax. I know it's easter hols, so not the cheapesttime, but we don't have a lot of choice, so has anyone got any suggestions that won't break the bank? Neither of us drive by the way.

Lately my work seems to be having a problem with email and a lot of spam seems to be getting through the filter. Yesterday I had one that had me in stitches, with the following headline... Win ?500 vouchers to spend in Primark! Even fashion editors in Milan are talking about this leading player in high street fashion. >:D<

I'm loving the Mag for this kind of night, may get in early and have a pizza to line the stomache!

Yeah I like Simon, and think he could do well. That Ian had to go, and I think Sir Alan chose those 2 team leaders because they'd been anonymous so far and it was likely the losing team leader would go. That Kevin the gerbil has got serious little man syndrome, can't see him getting far! The girls need to sort it out, far too much bitching! Think they'll be better off when the teams are mixed, which I think starts next week...

I've just leant it to a friend, but you're next in line if you don't get it elsewhere first!

I used to live in the North West, and I agree they have a good cu*t ( :-S ), but I enjoy the southern pause on the C like it's stuck in the mouth then spat out.

Enough of your filth KK, this is hardly the time to be telling us about your hardcore carrots!

Almost forgot my colleague who insists on saying Pacific rather than Specific... Makes me want to throttle him, but he's a lot bigger than me so I let it slide.