Mate, whilst that did make me snigger, please don't give this person any sympathy from anyone (scary femanist types particularly!).... Jenny, can I just say, that yes your post did really get to me, because I couldn't have read it on a worse day, and it was the straw that broke the camel's back so to speak. Normally I would have shrugged it off as a wind up, which is what I actually think you are... For the record, I don't wear crocs, as I couldn't find my colour... More of a Kickers kind of guy :))