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Aside form the fact that an environmental awareness event will involve thousands of people and equipment flying all over the place on jumbos and the amps generally using enough power to keep a nuclear submarine under the surface for a couple of years, if you were thinking of staging a supporting event you may want to think again. How's this for typical music industry shoot yourself in the foot legalese b******t? http://www.friendsofliveearth.org/page/content/event1/ I gave up somewhere around clause five, section 2 subsection (g)

Guess I'll be walking down walworth road from E&C, hurdling the roadworks then

Indeed atheist doesn't mean antitheist, it can mean 'godless in conduct' I don't have to deny the existence of gods to not live my life by their stipulations, I just have to not give a shit frankly. You want to live your life according to a particular sky faerie's rules (aka stuff written down by blokes) then best of luck to you, just down burn me to death for not doing likewise please.

Again?!? Didn't this just happen the night of the ED photo shoot a month ago? Are trains from blackfriars ok?

Hmm might be something in that. Snorky, do you have a disturbing resemblance to David Walker, ex non executive editor of the FT?

Certain recent purchases are rendering me more boracic than a piece of lint. I shall be enjoying the game with a bootle of bud and a cherry tomato.

Still haven't forgiven liverpool, well Gerrard, for previous FA cup final (how much more entertaining than this years eh people, eh? "top teams" my arse! but will support the reds tonight, have no particular love for AC.

* hands over the martini made for citizenED in the first place ;) * * raises own g&t, cheers *

We do seem to all be preaching to the converted here. Hmm, perhaps poor choice of phraseology.

Gooner?

* motions to all that they are welcome aboard luxury 74 foot cruiser upon the Danube, miraculously diverted by the quiet room, much to the chagrin of thousands of central europeans * * opens 1855 Moet & Chandon with unusual sound not unlike Ant's materialisations * * pours from Balthazar bottle liberally to all * * shakes and pours a martini * *dum diddle ah dum dum - de de - dum diddle ah dum dum *

snorkio!!! Che rivelazione!

* emerges from a single point with something of a squelch * * has a moment of sickening realisation that I'm about 4 feet above three feet to the left of Ant's boat * * lands in river with surprisingly little splash, flounders a bit and swims to bank * * towels self down before more successful materialisation on Ant's boat * * pours glass of Pimms, the life!! *

I quite liked it when the shop that is now the William Roses' cow went missing and then after an appeal did a mysterious reappearing act on the roundabout. Not to encourage petty vandalism (students, you know who you are) but it sort of looked like an art installation.

I'll be up for another time, but have a film night that night so no can do.

* blows tomato off top of beer and gestures a cheers DM's way * * cheers *

Ooh, saw him on Channel 4 last night in West Bank. Good Stuff. Good Lad.

I'll be celebrating my b'day in the new one in a couple of weeks. Florence or something is it? Will there be peroni there too?

offers up a very special cocktail on the beer tray

bing, queens official or somesuch

* begins to panic, where can i hide it, ooh, under the lazyboy ... phew * ;-)

You have to be careful. AS Confucius say "Journey to lounge start with clever thread title" .. or something

Like it, sort of LCD Soundsystem without threatening to disappear up its own arse! With just a dash of Midge Ure, who of course did.

No probs Another. Not trying to stifle this debate at all, just thought it might be useful background to understand where some of us come from before we do complete 180s for a laff ;) I miss Quaywe :(

I know, not a limerick, but i loved this contribution from a bored spectator at lords on the Guardian obo (tsk, bloody blackberries eh) Oh look a streaker. At least that's bloody something I've been watching these fools bat since 10 in the morning My beer's getting flat in its clear plastic chalice While the batsmen block-out and the bowlers lack malice Last night on the telly they suggested I come Down to Lords for the 5th day. They said it'd be fun Well Botham and Boycott can both bloody lump it Coz of their great advice I'm now down 20 quid They said there'd be boundaries and wickets and runs But today all I've seen is some stranger's bare bum