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OMG - my boss just asked me what I'm laughing at. I had to lie and he KNOWS I lied. Poo. Not having a good day at the coalface.

Oasis (if you like that sort of thing), playing the BBC Electric Proms at the Roundhouse. Tickets onsale via www.seetickets.com from 8.15am on Tuesday 30th September.

BB - I'm sorry honey - that would wind me up too. Someone sent me this today, I hope it's not a hint, otherwise I'll need to phone in sick on 14th Oct. Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 14th !! October 14th is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping ?on October 14th.....and have a great slapping day!

Davids Gilmour and Bowie sharing a dark moment - Comfortably Numb

It's stuck in my ear and won't come out. If I can shake it loose you're welcome to it.

Mockney - what's a Firefox greasemonkey/extension when it's at home please?

Wasn't it the Goodies that had the giant bunny? Or was theirs a kitten? GOODIES - Goodie Goodie Yum Yum

Advice please - I need something that is going to run faster than Firefox. Anybody anything positive to say about Chrome / Opera / Safari? Speed is the key factor. BTW - I'm frighteningly low-tech, so please don't be afraid to patronise me.

Silly Love Songs - Wings

The Killers' gig at the Royal Albert Hall on 3rd November goes on sale today (Wednesday) at noon.

This should be a beautiful time for you and it's being blighted by bastards. I'm truly sorry. There's been some good advice posted here; take it, get these bastards nailed and move on. Never give your loyalty to a company again; they see you as a walking ? sign so you should just return the favour.

???? - NO NO NO - How disappointing. You're no better than the baby-talkers. Where are all the real men on the forum hiding?

???? - if your dinner is on the table at the same time as treacle toes is in the bedroom waiting then surely that presents a dilemma. How do you cope?

Brendan - Find your neutral space. You got a rush. It'll pass. Be seated.

I have a theory that it's men like this, who baby talk their wives, who spend their hard earned cash with ladies of the night. How sad.

Are you never tempted to talk to these so called men like they were ikkle wikkle babies? Just to see how it goes down. Your post reminds me of the episode of Sex In The City where Samantha's squeeze baby talks in bed and she finds herself unable to, erm, enjoy herself.

OMG - not only is that sick-making it's also completely unsexy.

Glasvegas - allegedly the band of the moment and I can't give away two tickets to the allegedly hip people of ED! Gig is tonight at The Scala Kings Cross. You'll need to collect from me in Holborn. Please PM me now if you want these because otherwise I'll have to throw them away and I just so hate waste!

Two things: I've just received 2 tickets for Glasvegas in this morning's post and I can't use them. Gig is tonight at the Scala, Kings Cross. If anyone wants the tickets please PM me. You'll need to collect from Holborn, which is on the way to the Scala anyway. Secondly, The Killers are doing a one-off gig at the Albert Hall in November. Tickets are on sale tomorrow (24th) from noon.

Julie's in the Drug Squad - The Clash

Sailor Song - Regina Spektor

Apparently.... If you had purchased ?1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth ?4.95, with HBOS, earlier last week your ?1000 would have been worth ?16.50, ?1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than ?5, but if you bought ?1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get ?214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle!!!

Sympathies OP. I?ve seen Madonna a few times and she is a bit hit and miss. More miss than hit these days. To be fair though, she has always charged a huge wedge for tickets and she has always changed her outfit several times during the show ? so no change there. She was bang out of order coming on so late though. It?s a nightmare getting home from Wembley stadium at the best of times, but with no tube! Ayyyy My main issue with Madonna ? and it?s a sore point ? is her Vagina. Madge?s Vadge; it?s omnipresent. Does girl need surgery to close her legs? Let?s be honest here, little boys, as soon as they are old enough to realise that they have a penis, get terribly excited about it and like to show it off. This can apply to big boys too but let?s save that for another thread. Girls don?t tend to show off their Lady Gardens. Except for Madonna. First in the pink leotard and now in the black one. It?s right in my face and I no likey. My heart goes out to the staff at Warner Brothers in LA who came to work one sunny morning to find that Madonna had been plastered over the outside of their building over-night and their office window was now looking directly out of Madge?s Vadge. Here it is?. http://la.racked.com/archives/2008/05/19/sellebrity_madge_vadge_of_honor.php

The End - The Doors

It tough being a rock star. This week my heart goes out to Jack White. He is reportedly upset that Coca Cola is using his Bond theme duet with Alicia Keys on a television advert. Apparently he is very "disappointed" and he doesn't see advertising as an appropriate use of his music. Who do those bastards at Coca Cola think they are? Moving swiftly on, here's a great little coke commercial from way back in 2006 with music by, erm, The White Stripes.