Loz

It's not trolling. Nothing as patently and obviously stupid as some of the posts could ever be classed as trolling. It's just brain-dead verbal diarrhoea via the internet. Like the EDFs very own version of the Fast Show's Colin Hunt...

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I was saying (with tongue in cheek) that men wouldn't do pointless pain. The internet turns me into Sheldon Cooper. Satire? Sarcasm? Damn - 9 from 23 this month.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I liked [...] one Mumford song (the one that goes "and I will change my ways"). Surely if you like one Mumford song, you like them all? How do you tell them apart?

Am loving Real_Louisa's work. IS Real_Snorks next? How could you make that more ridiculous than it is, though?

titch juicy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As a driver and cyclist I don't think there's a bigger pain in the backside on the road than Boris > Bikes (why are they called Boris Bikes anyway? It was Ken's idea). Because Kencycles would sound stupid.

Are you saying men don't do pointless bravado? 100's of Birmingham curry houses might disagree with you...

Lowlander Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thetrainline.com (more expensive than booking via train companies, yet ASA turn a blind eye to their > fraudulent claims) Really? Apart from adding the ?1 fee, I've not seen any difference between TTL and train companies prices. Have I missed something?

aquarius moon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They shouldn't do. > Chip shop chips are supposed to be vegetarian. Says who?

Lee Scoresby Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have always been interested in those terms, > jokes and little games and phrases which spread > among people, especially kids and adolescents, > under the radar. Rock-paper-scissors, all of > that. > > Right now, I'm trying to recall a sort of analysis > game where 3 questions are asked. I remember one > is: What kind of animal would you like to be? > Another might be: What kind of animal do you think > you are? The third might be a favourite colour. > Something like that, don't recall - that's the > point. There was something like that with the folded paper thing. ETA: Found it - the fortune teller. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_fortune_teller

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jamiroquai or Mumford? > > One for the "Choices you hope you never have to make" thread. Especially if you only have one grenade.

So, basically, buy German. From John Lewis.

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not a big fish lover as you may have guessed. Call me Mystic Meg, but I'm guessing a fish and chip shop might not be your first choice then...

sjsl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > stationary stationery Think 'e-mail'.

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To the best of my knowledge, John Lewis won't > match online prices. They do, provided the business has a physical shop somewhere in the UK. I got a online price match from PRC Direct, on the basis they have a small shop in Ilford.

Fridges - to me - have doors.

That made me laugh, DC. tetris: neither - they have an open cool-area with the fish laid out, fishmonger style, all ready to cook.

JohnL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Loz Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Waiting for the first motorist to try the "my > > engine was off and I was coasting downhill" > > defence! > > A friend did that years ago to save petrol > > steering lock came on !!!! The other danger (as I found once, waiting to go into a car park) is your power/hydraulic brakes become rather useless. Coming into Perth, Australia from the east there is a hill called Greenmount. You can stick a car in neutral and coast down it for the best part of 5km, though you have to keep braking else you would go waaaayy over the speed limit.

Really fresh fish (pick your own) and good chips (though not as good as Ollys). And prices not too different to Ollys, either.

Waiting for the first motorist to try the "my engine was off and I was coasting downhill" defence!

Surely designating the area as Local Green Space would require public access, and therefore make it fenced off and virtually unusable for the school?

rahrahrah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't find any reference to cyclists being > included in this. Either way, it's entirely unenforcible. It's in the objection/response to Objection 8 in the 'report' document. And, whilst not enforceable with unmanned cameras, it is entirely enforceable with hand-held speed cameras.

Coffee enemas? That'd make working in Starbucks interesting. "Drinking it here or takeaway?" "Just shove it up my a***".

make_some_sence Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here is the S**t used by the overlords at > southwark > http://moderngov.southwark.gov.uk/ieDecisionDetails.aspx?ID=4728 . The most interesting part of this is a that Southwark has quietly included cyclists in the 20mph limit. There's going to be a LOT of howling when the first few are presented with speeding fines.

Yeah, because a doe-eyed dimwit is just what the country needs.

Barrymore is the only host that could pull this mess into a show.