Peckhamgatecrasher

Thanks Charlies, but I categorically don't want Hatty to be my MP anymore, so I will compromise myself to vote her out.

Oh hush, Sean, it's not often we have a General Election - it'll all be over in a blink of an eye.

Exactly the dilemma I have! Completely torn whether to vote with my heart or tactically with my head. Strannack's one of my daughter's youth workers and she seems to think he's a decent cove - any praise from a stroppy teenager goes a long way in my book.

My daughter missed her primary school visit to The Monument due to illness. I faithfully promised to take her the next Saturday to make up for it. Unfortunately this coincided with my worst hangover ever - I cursed every one of the 311 steps to the top.

Blimey, talk about the biting the hand that feeds you. Admin does a stirling job - he's far more liberal (with a very small 'l') than I would be with all you whingers. It is free and it is a fun and informative site. However, since this bothers a lot of you, please feel free to go to the "donate" button on the bottom right hand site of every page then you can address this. I didn't read the original thread so have no idea why it was deleted - things that are repetitive (there's already a thread) or that fall foul of this: "... please don't post anything that you know is wrong, by all means, for example if you have had a bad experience with a local company or service, please tell us all about it, but do not post anything which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, threatening or illegal. If you post something on here you are liable for its consequences. Postings should where possible be based on fact, made in good faith, published without malice and of interest to East Dulwich. The management reserves the right to act as they see appropriate in order to deal with these and other situations and this includes the fact that (highlighted for emphasis) The management reserves the right to refuse entry." (from EDF "Terms of use" - very near to that "donate" button) will see a post deleted.

mazza, we didn't realise it was a Bank Holiday, so it has been postponed - no date agreed yet.

Who the hell is Kate Ford?

"Pieces of Eight"!

Well, Fulham seem to be on a roll this week.

I believe Tomsk was involved in something unmentionable in the Isle of Mull.

Michael darling, I think you are confusing your nuncles. It was Great Uncle Bulgaria who died a horrible death in Bradford. Pressburg is well known for encouraging all things avuncular.

Shame on you, Moos! Who could be bored with Uncle Quentin? Should you even be here - aren't you supposed to be taking the waters in Baden Baden?

ITV Match Report: A dubious penalty on the stroke of half-time lifted the Merseysiders and they went on to dominate for much of the second period. I listened to London Live's match commentary and although Millwall were not on sparkling form, the consensus was that the Ref gave everything Tranmere's way. Off to look for some rotting grapes.

fucking referees!

Bet Ireland are glad they have Extras batting for them.

I love your passion for science, Huguenot, but please don't neglect the arts. 'Parasite' is not a verb.

I've not noticed them at all. I deliberately checked last night and they weren't on (at least not between midnight and five).

If you haven't had enough of politics yet, there is actually a pretty good spread in "The Southwark Weekender" the free newspaper, about all those standing in the whole of Southwark - MPs and Councillors.

Saw a Great Spotted Woodpecker in Belair Park today - amazing red front.

Och, you silly, wee sassenach.

Well I guess it takes all kinds of everything.

What's honest about stealing someone's house?

So that's a bottle of Krug and a Whisky Mac chaser then, Mick Mac?

Goodbye Dolly I must leave you - Harry MacDonough

A* for that grammar and spelling would be an aberration.