Peckhamgatecrasher

Dear old Duckworth Lewis. Actually, no joy in winning that way, but Ireland are still pants.

No Loz, "Man and Supermodel" is by George Bernard Shaw.

Bugger.

Oh poor Brendan, you seem to be confusing Evil Knieval with Charles Dickens. Surrey does tend to blur the brain, come back to the gritty inner city.

I shall be frazzled by the end, England v Ireland on the kitchen radio and Old Firm in the sitting room.

Double or quits?

I'm so used to Millwall failing in playoffs, a coke will do.

Stop hijacking this thread and get the Krug and Whisky Macs lined up please. This is my local - I shall be there.

Not to mention cigarettes during those insomnia spells.

Just like to say, Tom, in a non-stalking sort of way, that judging on political flyer photos, you are the prettiest candidate and would have my vote but I'm in the wrong ward. There you go, Quids, we women are shallow. But at least we don't smell of biscuits.

That's right, Sally, the Guoanbu will be knocking on your door any moment now.

Right behind you, RosieH.

Threads over six months old in the What's On Section have been deleted.

Thanks Charlies, but I categorically don't want Hatty to be my MP anymore, so I will compromise myself to vote her out.

Oh hush, Sean, it's not often we have a General Election - it'll all be over in a blink of an eye.

Exactly the dilemma I have! Completely torn whether to vote with my heart or tactically with my head. Strannack's one of my daughter's youth workers and she seems to think he's a decent cove - any praise from a stroppy teenager goes a long way in my book.

My daughter missed her primary school visit to The Monument due to illness. I faithfully promised to take her the next Saturday to make up for it. Unfortunately this coincided with my worst hangover ever - I cursed every one of the 311 steps to the top.

Blimey, talk about the biting the hand that feeds you. Admin does a stirling job - he's far more liberal (with a very small 'l') than I would be with all you whingers. It is free and it is a fun and informative site. However, since this bothers a lot of you, please feel free to go to the "donate" button on the bottom right hand site of every page then you can address this. I didn't read the original thread so have no idea why it was deleted - things that are repetitive (there's already a thread) or that fall foul of this: "... please don't post anything that you know is wrong, by all means, for example if you have had a bad experience with a local company or service, please tell us all about it, but do not post anything which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, threatening or illegal. If you post something on here you are liable for its consequences. Postings should where possible be based on fact, made in good faith, published without malice and of interest to East Dulwich. The management reserves the right to act as they see appropriate in order to deal with these and other situations and this includes the fact that (highlighted for emphasis) The management reserves the right to refuse entry." (from EDF "Terms of use" - very near to that "donate" button) will see a post deleted.

mazza, we didn't realise it was a Bank Holiday, so it has been postponed - no date agreed yet.

Who the hell is Kate Ford?

"Pieces of Eight"!

Well, Fulham seem to be on a roll this week.

I believe Tomsk was involved in something unmentionable in the Isle of Mull.

Michael darling, I think you are confusing your nuncles. It was Great Uncle Bulgaria who died a horrible death in Bradford. Pressburg is well known for encouraging all things avuncular.

Shame on you, Moos! Who could be bored with Uncle Quentin? Should you even be here - aren't you supposed to be taking the waters in Baden Baden?