Peckhamgatecrasher

I'm talking about the veracity of Jackie and in particular Cathy & Claire. If they get one very important point correct (Donny's fave colour) then all the rest must be true and trustworthy.

There's a slightly odd shop in the indoor market in Peckham (east side one) that sells speakers - may be worth a look.

It must be true - purple is Donny's favourite colour!

I'm completely smitten!

I'm with Virgin and I'm so sorry, but it's all okay over here.

Dear JackieGiggirl Will my tartan trews clash with my Donny Osmond tank top - I don't want other girls to laugh at me. yours worriedly PGC

Don't listen to a word Jackie says, it never got me Les McKeown.

Cripes. Will miss you loads.

Don't be so sensitive. Woof is a dog, therefore his mother is a bitch who happens to be horrid.

Makin' Whoopee - Ella Fitzgerald

So out of date Brendan:

Electric blue water in the fountain at PRP. What's that all about? It looks ridiculous. Harrumph!

chocolate, scimitar, patience and a quick reaction.

Bernard Cribbins would be nice. He's not busy now he's finished with Dr Who.

No. Absolutely not. I have few anodynes in my life, alcohol is presently an affordable one. Besides, I've always espoused Proverbs 31: 6-7 "Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more."

Red geraniums.

Oh jolly good. My daughter's on study leave so at a loose end. What's the number?

I'm slightly concerned that any self-respecting child will try and shimmy up the tall wooden structure to get into the tree. Is that just me?

I had the 3rd test between England and South Africa at the Oval playing*. Random doctors kept popping in to catch up on the score. * we won by 8 wickets - pretty perfect day!

dead

Narthex noun 1.in early Christian churches, a porch or portico at the west end for penitents and others not admitted to the church itself 2.any church vestibule leading to the nave Origin: LL(Ec) < LGr(Ec) narth?x < Gr, giant fennel: from a fancied resemblance of the porch to the hollow stem Webster's New World College Dictionary Copyright ? 2010 by Wiley Publishing, Inc., Cleveland, Ohio. Used by arrangement with John Wiley & Sons, Inc. nar?thex (n?rˈthĕksˌ) noun 1.A portico or lobby of an early Christian or Byzantine church or basilica, originally separated from the nave by a railing or screen. 2.An entrance hall leading to the nave of a church.

Advertise it as useful for making raised vegetable beds - all the rage.

Why do most countries sing in English? Trying too hard. Stick to your native language.

Armenia on Eurovision seemed to be singing about Eric Bristow.

I'm only blubbing cos Millwall won, Brendan, really.