Is anyone listening to it on R4? It would be interesting to find out who comes across as the most sincere without being influenced by what they look like.
Something that irks me is that a bod in our road has a dropped kerb and drive. He also has a white line painted which legally stops anyone blocking his drive - fair enough. Yet he regularly parks on the white line himself but is never prosecuted. Trivial I know, but bloody annoying.
According to Southwark, it looks as though my car is at risk from being removed: ?A vehicle that looks abandoned appears neglected and might have things growing underneath it. It will be dirty, have a dirty windscreen and its tyres might be deflated
Have you looked at the disused lavatory block on the lower part of Peckham Rye Common? It might be worth approaching the council to see if you could rent it for peanuts for a fixed time. I know they wanted it to be used for some sort of community based project. If you get the go ahead, I'm sure a bunch of us could turn up with cleaning materials to sort it out.