Peckhamgatecrasher

Oh you tease, Sean! Anna - I think Mick Mac just called you a prostitute (well if he knows his Bible like I think he does).

He so didn't cheat. He's not admin or a moderator. He just has more technical knowledge than you. Stop being an arse and pay up.

It's very exclusive of you - Sean only wears black so he can't join in.

Only if you are clever like Matthew. Not against your rules at all.

Try and add a post to that thread.

Morrisons have surpassed themselves: ?4 meal deal 2 x Covent Garden Tomato Soup 1 x Pork Joint 900g 1 x Pack of carrots/potatoes/brussels 1 x Strawberry Trifle (looks a bit ugh but beggars ...) Enough for four people, though if you are as greedy with roast spuds as we are, I'd top up with a few more potatoes. Offer ends Sat 12th. Cooking as I type - meal review later on! Well - for ?4 can't moan. Need to rest meat longer than usual cos high water content. Am too full to face the lurid trifle. Only two of us, so loads left over for tomorrow.

Under the moon of love - Showaddywaddy

Helly aa

Boom! http://www.frieze.com/images/middle/ewan.jpg

Agreed. This is the ultimate in wireless technology. http://www.hmtrad.com/sbx-info/images/20frontalini.gif

Dearest Admin, Bluerevolution is a welcher. Please lock this thread and I'll split with you. [with a drink for DM, obviously]

In real life my surname is Last. I claim my ?20.

Horsebox, that sounds just plain kinky.

I have deja vu but can't find the previous thread. I still can't cook steak.

I thoroughly enjoyed the book - haven't watched the film. Bu then I'm one of those sad people who love shouting the answers at the TV screen every Monday night!

Stop poncing about with demis tasses and just break an egg on to a saucer and gently slip in to shallow pan with water at rolling boil and couple of drops of vinegar. Turn heat down. Remove after 1 1/2 minutes. Drain and trim with two tablespoons. Perfect.

So, it was runner beans that killed off the dinosaurs! Probably due to giants lurking there.

Is that the last drinks or last birth?

Try vinegar instead of bleach. Or you can buy a special cleaner from pet shops/vet. There's something in bleach which encourages territorial marking.

Shares in Halfords.

Maybe that's the power of the super injection.

Don't be silly - Noddy Holder trumps everyone. Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ria Hosanna in Excelsis.

On tonight's thrilling episode of Mornington Crescent (ISIHAC): Upton Park because it says 'crap not poo' backwards.

At least one saves on the wear and tear of carpet.

On BBC 4 at 8pm tonight - how to solve cryptic crosswords with Don Manley