Peckhamgatecrasher

Ah, the old Den. Not sure what was most striking - Danny Baker with hair or the brevity of the shorts.

Apparently Salvation Army in Nunhead and Elephant & Castle are taking donations of clothing, etc for poor peeps who have lost everything.

Not a lot of point taking the vaccination if you've already contracted swine flu - horses/doors/stables come to mind. I've had the flu, not pleasant but survivable if reasonably healthy. I can utterly understand that if you have underlying health complications, you would not want to get it, so go for the jab. [incidentally, friends in the health business tell me that the site of the injection hurts like billio for a couple of days.]

Calm down, petal.

Hate to break it to you Hona, sweetheart, but there ain't been no conductors on buses for years.

What a disappointing thread. I thought you meant this.

What - that it's made from labrador puppies?

And that would be a euphemism for?

I fortify myself by taking the piss out of peeps like you.

Can I have my money back from Millwall for the last 20 years?

Do you mean lavatory?

Since this was started by a troll, I'll push it. Darling Hona, I am disappointed that you don't support your local cookwank shop. Next you'll be telling me the chopping board is imported.

Happy birthday lovely gals.

So glad to hear you've ditched Fiacra. St Fiacre is the patron saint of piles!

Have you got hold of Mockney's phone?

Mockers probably can't now change the place where minimockers was conceived, so Croydon it is.

Paddy Pantsdown - all is forgiven.

Neigh wench, as in God Rest ye Marey Gentlemen.

Thatz coz u is scary laydee.

Ewe silly mare.

My daughter is late August born. I think the January intake disadvantages them even more - older children have more intense teacher:pupil ratio for four months which puts them even further ahead. If you have the option (even though it's counter- intuitive) I'd put them in in September. I agree with gwod that relationships are formed early on and it's difficult for a late starter to find their feet. My daughter was subjected to some rotten bullying when she joined a new school in year one as the queen bees were already firmly established.

here it is

If I had a hammer [i'd chant Millwall songs] - Peter, Paul & Mary

7!

I saw Linda Barker the other morning on her way to the gym. I know she's not a rare sighting, but she had nary a scrap of makeup and looked beautiful. I hate her.