Peckhamgatecrasher

Let's just hope Roger Moore hasn't had botox or he might be somewhat challenged in the eyebrow raising stakes.

Psst. I might know someone with an electric bike ...

"fag faced hag with a 40 Sovereign rasp" Ooh - say hello next time!

*selects Sunday-best-lace-trimmed handkerchief in honour of the occasion*

I've received the names of three soldiers from A Company 4 Rifles. If you would like to send them a parcel of goodies, please PM me and I'll give you a name and address. Otherwise, here is an organisation which will happily receive parcels for unnamed soldiers and pass them on care packages. They also have a list of suggested items and highlights things which are prohibited. Inland postage costs will have to be paid.

Can't beat courgettes sliced thickly, put on griddle pan with fresh rosemary, doused afterwards with olive oil.

Moos, sweetie, I can see you in my powder compact! It matters not a whit to me if you dance with Ted, I have the last waltz with him marked down. *adjusts camellias*

To be fair to TFL, it was the Police who were pulling over all the buses. They didn't have much option but to disgorge their passengers and turn around.

I love Dulwich DIY and they always take back a product if I've bought it in error.

Is that what you put on bruised balls?

Of course, 20:20 doesn't count as real cricket. (Unless we win of course!) 88 from 44 balls - well done Smith.

That's brill!

Thank you. I still feel rotten at mo. Can't sleep at all because of the coughing when I lie down. I think it must be man flu at the very least, or a variant of Male Chauvinist Pig Flu. Is there anyone in ED who delivers W.Macs?

Hullo Ian Thanks for popping in. You could follow the route Station Master Barry has taken see here which has proved very useful to forum users - is that what you had in mind? I think it would be a great idea. You would probably get more feedback than bods attending panel meetings - we are a lazy lot! Bear in mind this is a forum for East Dulwich, so as useful as The Lane SNT is for me, it won't cater for the majority - I presume there is an East Dulwich equivalent that could take part instead/as well as. PGC

I've been up all night with insomnia and Swine Flu - can't believe I forgot the cricket was on. Seems we won by one run - God bless Messrs Duckworth and Lewis!

Not at all, Ted darling.

"..Brendan, he's just felling a bit" If you are a lumberjack, Brendan, you should be okay.

'Fraid Alison Moyet clinches that title.

Stick to Whisky Mac in winter - that'll warm the cockles.

Blimey, is Howard's Way coming back?

A little puckish of you HB.

Reasonably reduced. Chap helping out his mum to sell stock - not sure what will happen to her, quite sad.

Well I've heard some euphemisms in my time ...

Apparently someone was knocked over - potentially quite serious (blood from ears). The lorry/police car is not serious. Police were getting buses, lorries to turn round when a police car backed into the lorry. No one hurt in that part - just red-faced police!

The crossroads has been closed in all directions due to an accident. Police are diverting traffic, best to avoid in a quarter mile radius.