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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Why? Would the foetus be let out of the box?
  2. I totally agree. A tumble of wheat, cornflowers, daisies and thistles and the wonderful sunflowers. I think all aspects of flora in the park are brilliant.
  3. For goodness' sake, don't put honey in your eye, Declan!
  4. Och, you're a pussy cat, Simon!
  5. Here's the deal Cassius. You can vicariously smoke through me, and I'll watch the cricket through you!
  6. I have tried this bizarre one when my child picked one up swimming and it does work: for a verucca, cut an inch square of banana skin, place it inner side down on affected spot, tape in position and put on sock. Do this overnight for 2/3 nights and it disappears.
  7. No idea, personally I lance them - the pain is usually too intense to wait for anything else.
  8. Rub it with gold (coin or ring). Yours witchily
  9. Sod that. I vowed I'd never use dummies cos I'm a snob. By the time I conceded that I needed help, mine wouldn't accept them and managed a spit-out-of-dummy worthy of a projectile vomiter. Go with the flow and address the dummy problem later. Sanity is everything at this stage.
  10. Ah, I well remember walking to New Cross at 3 in the morning in the pouring rain just to quell the screams. Motion was the only pacifier - do you drive? Stick baby in car seat/pram and meander.
  11. Deleted cos I spout a lot of bollocks after a schooner or two. Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was today, 05:23am by Peckhamgatecrasher.
  12. don't be silly MP - Karl Marx was an immigrant!
  13. No particular advice, and as a single parent much easier to achieve, but until my bubs was about two and a half I took her into bed with me when she woke in the night, stuck her on the boob and we both fell asleep no probs.
  14. Kettle. Cup. Coffee. Sip. Magazines. Repeat 10 x daily for two weeks.
  15. That sounds like an absolute nightmare. You'd think some enterprising BR bod could lead them down the track.
  16. Oh WMTD, weave Walter Scott into the above scenario and I'm your's forever.
  17. Perhaps you should lay off on Onions?
  18. I'm not that bleedin' fair!
  19. Just watched the highlights. I've never been particularly keen on Ponting - no rational or definable reason - but the last two occasions I've heard him speak I've been really impressed. He has quite a natural grace and humility. Grieves me to say that, but only fair.
  20. Don't worry citEd, you'll soon wonder how you ever managed without an Amboine Nutmeg Grinder before.
  21. Oxford Town - Bob Dylan
  22. And she doesn't have a beard!
  23. Totally not Ashes, but you are probably the only chaps on here I could tell. My daughter has just got back from a game - she took five wickets in three overs. How about that?
  24. I'm glad - I hate the referral system. Surely the eye of man is more beautiful than Hawkeye? Not as accurate, maybe, but that's what makes games quirky rather than robotic.
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