Peckhamgatecrasher

I'm with Anna. If you are new you cannot be expected to read the whole back catalogue, but that is where the search function comes in handy. After sometime on here, you will be old hands and experience the same groan when someone new starts something old.

Can't help thinking this would be better off in The Lounge. However, my friend smuggled poteen from Ireland to UK in a Madonna shaped holy water bottle. A chap I knew whose leg was blown off by a land mine had a prosthetic one fitted. He learned to fly and regularly smuggled bottles of brandy from France to UK in the fake leg.

Whiter Shade of Pale - Procul Harum

250 BC doesn't count.

Probably cos it would be a bit dangerous to shave while chewing gum which he seems to do non-stop.

What have you started Brendan? From Guardian OBO: 12.03pm Bumble is with the umpire Rudi Koertzen. In short, we will not be starting until 3 or 4pm at the very earliest. "We are concerned about the softness of the ground... water running off the covers onto the outfield... fairly muddy area... do you like my little beard... we will do everything to get the game on the road as soon as we can... I trim it every morning... Do you want to touch it... Gonna have a problem with the bowlers' run-ups... Only 50p a stroke... Touch it... Touch it!!!!",

It seems Strathclyde University also came to the same conclusion a year or two earlier. Slightly more upmarket report from The Times: Times Article on chickens

It's the third test, what do you expect?

Oh, have a loverly birthday, Moos.

Sean, I saw the test on a TV programme (Countryside, I think). Alas, the only web-based report I can find is from the Daily Mail (gasp!) organic v battery

Ethical considerations aside, Bristol University did a 'Pepsi Challenge' on organic/battery farmed chickens and the latter won on taste grounds.

LM, there was a notice in bold red at the top of the page from yesterday morning warning of a shut down at 9pm. How much more notice do you need?

Cool BBW - what is TedMax's address again?

Yes they are, and so are Westham.

Uptown Top Ranking - Althea & Donna

Didn't anyone point out that Liverpool was a docks? That aside, give us some more snippets, Quids.

Whiskey in the Jar - Thin Lizzy

@ Fuschia: SeanMacGabhann - the voice of conciliation and reason on the wider forum!

Oh my goodness, Fuschia. Were you and SeanMac separated at birth?

Hah! Anyone else man enough to take me on?

I do have a tram ticket box which my grandmother told me was from the last tram to run in Peckham. My great uncle worked on the trams.

Would you like to swing on a star - Bing Crosby & his venerable bottom

Saturday Night - Cat Stevens - perfect arse.

Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting - Elton John when his bottom was pert.

Down Town - Pet Clarke